The new What Made You Smile Today thread

[LittleJerry92]

Seeing Jared get killed in last night's Walking Dead.

Very gruesome, too.

 

[D'Snowth]

For a minute there, I thought you meant the Subway guy getting killed in prison or something.

 

[ConsummateVs]

Finally going to the CTW Archives today after 2 years of waiting.

Oh, that's coo- LIAR!

 

[LittleJerry92]

For a minute there, I thought you meant the Subway guy getting killed in prison or something.

How'd you find out about that?

 

[fuzzygobo]

How'd you find out about that?

Anyone who was a serial killer/mass murderer, many times, when they go to jail (if they don't take their own lives first), they're usually put in solitary.
Prison mentality is a fascinating subject. Jeffrey Dahmer goes to jail, gets put in population, and before too long he gets killed (very brutally) because some other inmate wants to be the one to kill him.

Mark David Chapman has been in solitary since 1980. Because anybody whoever liked the Beatles would love to be the one to bump him off for shooting John Lennon.

Charlie Manson is well into his 80's now. Been in jail even before the 1969 Tate/LaBianca murders. They keep him in solitary. His only excitement, every five years they trot him out to stand in front of the parole board, they turn him down, lead him back to his cell.

Again, prison mentality is quite a subject. Murderers are a dime a dozen. But if you go to jail for molesting kids, if they put you in population (mingling with the other inmates) sooner or later someone will get you.

Martha Stewart and Bernie Madoff went to jail, but they got pancakes every morning and never had any contact with the hard core killers, rapists, terrorists or gangbangers.
That would've been something to see Martha pressing out license plates.

 

[gravy]

Oh, that's coo- LIAR!

what

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Anyone who was a serial killer/mass murderer, many times, when they go to jail (if they don't take their own lives first), they're usually put in solitary.
Prison mentality is a fascinating subject. Jeffrey Dahmer goes to jail, gets put in population, and before too long he gets killed (very brutally) because some other inmate wants to be the one to kill him.

Mark David Chapman has been in solitary since 1980. Because anybody whoever liked the Beatles would love to be the one to bump him off for shooting John Lennon.

Charlie Manson is well into his 80's now. Been in jail even before the 1969 Tate/LaBianca murders. They keep him in solitary. His only excitement, every five years they trot him out to stand in front of the parole board, they turn him down, lead him back to his cell.

Again, prison mentality is quite a subject. Murderers are a dime a dozen. But if you go to jail for molesting kids, if they put you in population (mingling with the other inmates) sooner or later someone will get you.

Martha Stewart and Bernie Madoff went to jail, but they got pancakes every morning and never had any contact with the hard core killers, rapists, terrorists or gangbangers.
That would've been something to see Martha pressing out license plates.

Charlie Manson actually died believe it or not.

 

[fuzzygobo]

Wow, I didn't know he passed away a few months back.
But there was no way the parole board was ever going to set him free. Even after California abolished the death penalty, he was going to rot in his cell til his dying day.

 

[ConsummateVs]

what

Wait, that wasn't an April Fools prank? I'm sorry then. How did it go?

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Wow, I didn't know he passed away a few months back.
But there was no way the parole board was ever going to set him free. Even after California abolished the death penalty, he was going to rot in his cell til his dying day.

I’m glad he did.