The New Weekly Survey Thread

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

4. With the firing of Steve Whitmire, who do you think Disney should fire next?

Just so you guys know, I never meant anything rude by that question. I just meant for comedic answers.

 

[Muppet Master]

1. If you were a fruit, which one would you be?

Orange, duh.

2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Buck Naked

3. Of the "one joke" Muppets, which do you like the best, Lew Zealand, Crazy Harry, or The Count?
The Count is my favorite SS muppet, so I'll go with him.

4. With the firing of Steve Whitmire, who do you think Disney should fire next?
Whoever fired Steve

5. My future spouse must have: _____
hair

6. For 10 million dollars would you... Dance the hula naked in front of your crush, or punch a guy in the face who's wearing glasses?
It's time to Punch teachers.

7. If you became the performer of any Muppet or SST character, which one would it be?
Hmm. Probably Fozzie.

8. Why?
Because the comedian is a bare

9. Where is it?
I never had it to begin with.

10. Do you hate really vague questions?
Nope.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

6. For 10 million dollars would you... Dance the hula naked in front of your crush, or punch a guy in the face who's wearing glasses?
It's time to Punch teachers.

Hahahahaha, I completely forgot about that! Oh man, I really need to watch that movie again, haven't seen it in like two years.

 

[BlakeConor14]

1. Grapefruit
2 A: Thor Abdullah Blake (I'm keeping my last name)
3. LEW ZEALAND
4 WHOEVER WAS INCHARGE OF MAKING CARS 2
5. ANYTHING BUT MALE GENITALIA
6. SORRY NAN BUT YOUR GETTING PUNCHED
7. BOBO THE BEAR OR UNCLE DEADLY
8 THEY HAVE HAD SOME OF THE BEST LINES IN RECENT YEARS
9 IN THE CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS
10. NOPE

 

[Old Thunder]

4 WHOEVER WAS INCHARGE OF MAKING CARS 2

Alright, now I'm ticked!

 

[BlakeConor14]

No don't get me wrong I love the cars franchise. The second one is ok but crap compared to the other two

 

[ErinAardvark]

1. Did you do anything in honor of Jim Henson's birthday today?
-Since it's not his birthday as I post this, no. However, I DID have a Muppet Movie Marathon yesterday for no reason, exept to cheer me up because I was feeling sick.

2. What post-Jim Muppet/Henson project do you think Jim would be most proud of if he could see it?
-Muppets 2011

3. What do you think Jim would be doing now if he were still alive?
-I have absolutely no idea.

4. Have you seen any of Jim's non-Muppet projects?
-"The Dark Crystal" and "Labyrinth"

5. Which of the original three Muppet movies is your personal favorite?
-Probably "The Great Muppet Caper"

6. Which of the post-Jim Muppet movies do you feel retained the traditional Muppet spirit the best way?
-"Muppets from Space" and "The Muppets" 2011. With the exception of the "fart shoes" bit

7. Which Jim and Frank characters do you feel had the best chemistry?
-Kermit and Fozzie, Kermit and Piggy, Ernie and Bert

8. Have you seen any footage of Jim's memorial service?
-I watch the "Jim's Favorite Songs" segment quite often

9. Do you feel the Muppet franchise should have continued to live beyond Jim's passing or not?
-Yes. If Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny could do it after their creators had passed, so can the Muppets. It just needs a lot of work

10. "Rhapsody Rabbit" or "Cat Concerto"?
-"Rhapsody Rabbit." I like Tom and Jerry, but I like Looney Tunes better.

 

[ErinAardvark]

Oops. I answered the wrong survey!

1. If you were a fruit, which one would you be?
-Kumquat

2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
-I like my name, so I don't want to change it

3. Of the "one joke" Muppets, which do you like the best, Lew Zealand, Crazy Harry, or The Count?
-Lew Zealand

4. With the firing of Steve Whitmire, who do you think Disney should fire next?
-Bob Iger

5. My future spouse must have: _____
-A sense of humor

6. For 10 million dollars would you... Dance the hula naked in front of your crush, or punch a guy in the face who's wearing glasses?
-Dance the hula

7. If you became the performer of any Muppet or SST character, which one would it be?
-Gaffer the cat

8. Why?
-Because she's a cat

9. Where is it?
-The study with Miss Scarlett and the wrench

10. Do you hate really vague questions?
-Only when I can't think of a response

 

[Old Thunder]

Well, folks, time to resurrect the survey thread again. This week it's themed, can you figure out what it is? <- bonus question.

1. When you see familiar faces, but you don't remember where they're from, could you be wrong?

2. Have you run your fingers down the wall, and have you felt your neck skin crawl, when you're searching for the light?

3. There are some who are wise; there are some who were born naive. I believe there are some that must have lived before. Don't you?

4. Why then is God still protecting me, even when I don't deserve it?

5. Do you believe what you hear? Can you believe what you see? Do you believe what you feel? Can you believe? What is real?

6. I don't wanna die - I'm a god, why can't I live on?

7. Won't you come into my room? I wanna show you all my wares.

8. It took so long and I'm getting so tired, I'm running out of places to hide. Should I return to the scene of the crime where the two young victims died?

9. Help me! Help me to find my true self without seeing the future!

10. As the guards march me out to the courtyard, somebody calls from a cell, "God be with you!" If there's a God, why does he let me die?

Interested in seeing your answers.

 

[D'Snowth]

1. Did
2. You
3. Take
4. Any
5. Drugs
6. Before
7. You
8. Made
9. This
10. Survey?