1. What's your name? Karsten
2. Where do you live? Somewhere in the south.
3. Did you kill George Costanza? Maybe.
4. Did you kill George Costanza? Why do you need to know?
5. Did you kill George Costanza? That's none of your business. It's just between me and George.
6. Are you a reptillian? I'm a Caribbean Amphibian.
7. Is this Jurassic Park? Maybe. The president kind of reminds me of a Jurassic Park villain.
8. Did you kill George Costanza? Well, he certainly can't tell you.
9. Define "rarely." YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
10. Did you kill George Costanza? Alright you broke me! I'll tell you everything I know! Elaine killed Kramer, and then Jerry killed Elaine, and George killed Jerry and married Newman, but that was illegal in the 90s, so they ran away. Newman was tired of hiding, so he decided to turn himself over to the The Po Po, but George wasn't ready to go to jail, so he killed Newman, and paid George Steinbrenner a handsome amount of money to pretend to be him, since they have the same first name, so it's only half lying. And then George Steinbrenner lived the rest of his days in a very hygienic rich people prison, and George Costanza thought he had gotten away with everything, when suddenly, he was walking to his car and he slipped on a stray banana peel, had a bad fall, and...was admitted to the best hospital in town, where he recovered in less than a month. But very soon, he began to regret everything he had done, and he started to feel nostalgic for his old life. So, he went back home, since he was no longer a wanted fugitive, and visited his parents' house for the first time in twenty years. He opened the door to find their bloody, lifeless bodies on the living room floor. George screamed in anguish and anger at the terrible sight, when suddenly, from behind him, his father showed up pointing a gun at him. And George's father was all like, "This has to end right now". And George is all like "Whaaa??? I thought you were dead!!" , and George's father says "No, but your about to be. Those were decoy bodies." He shoots at George one time, but misses. He shoots and misses again. One last fire of the gun hits George in the shoulder. George hunches over and grunts in pain. His father gets ready to finish him with one last blow, when suddenly, George's mother flies though the door wearing a Superman cape. She grabs her son, and they burst through an open window in the apartment. She flies higher, and higher, and higher. George looks at his mom, with tears in his eyes and says, "Ma, you saved me, even after everything i've done." His mom just smiles at him and says "Of course;You're my little boy". Just then, a skyscraper appears, seemingly of of nowhere. George's mother flies *SMACK! straight into it. Unconscious she begins free falling, 1,000 feet to her demise. George tries frantically to wake her up, but it's no use. George closes his eyes and waits for the inevitable. "Oooohh, if only I hadn't killed Newman and Jerry, and Jerry hadn't killed Elaine, and Elaine hadn't killed Kraimer, none of this would've happened." Just than, the army catches glimpse of them. An army general shouts "Old ladies ain't supposed to fly! Shoot 'em down, men!"
And they did, they shot George and his mother down with their tanks, and guns, and missiles, atomic bombs, harpoons, and bows and arrows. The two smash to the ground in a horrible mess.
They're both dead now ............................................................................................................ OR ARE THEY??????
The moral of the story is, "old women shouldn't fly". THE END?