Alright, pencils up! Question one:
A: Because you are one of the rabid, unpleasable buffoons who are going around calling July 16th, 2017 "The Day Doctor Who Died".
B: You were stripped of your ability to feel joy in some sort of horrible accident.
C: You hate cosplaying with a burning passion and have made it your mission in life to ruin it for other people.
D: You're a block of granite.
Seriously, Pig, I know you said the fanboys weren't happy, but I didn't realize there was
this much vitrol about it.