Here's some more confessions:
-Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal cracks me up for some reason. Every time I see him I just burst out laughing, maybe because he looks unusual even for a Muppet.
-I actually believed the Veggie Monster rumors when I first heard them, :O.
-I think The Electric Mayhem is a better band than One Direction.
-I used to think the characters from Johnny and The Sprites and Between the Lions were Muppets.
-My friends and I used to take Sesame Street character names and attempt to make them as dirty as possible back when I was a juvenile, rebellious tweenage boy
-I used to laugh every time my teacher mentioned a beaker in science class.
-I called Waldorf and Statler "the two old guys" once before I knew much about them.
-I hate to admit this one, but I chuckled a little when I first saw the infamous Internet meme of Osama bin Laden and Bert when I was 11 years old.
-I smashed a Cookie Monster cookie jar for teh lulz at a get together.
-I called Fraggle Rock Faggle Rock in an attempt to make an immature, juvenile joke to make my 6th Grade school friends laugh (Not technically a Muppet, but I also made Rock Biter from The Never Ending Story's name into an innuendo about Viagra).
-I think Giggles from Happy Tree Friends is prettier than Miss Piggy (Don't tell her that, I don't want to be karate chopped!)
-I had a crush on Miss Mousey when I was a kid (again, don't tell Miss Piggy I said that, lol)
-I've gotten plenty of Muppet song lyrics wrong in the past but the most embarrassing one is a verse from One's on the Way from the Loretta Lynn episode, I misunderstood "the pill may change the world tomorrow" as "the peel" rather than pill. Being the innocent minded child I was, I assumed she was talking about a banana peel and my childhood was ruined when I found out she was really talking about contraception.