The New New Quote Thread

[D'Snowth]

The Action League is watching Flesh on TV:

MELTMAN: How come he gets to be on TV?
THUNDERGIRL: It's just because he's naked.
STINKY DIVER: You should see me naked! I'm glorious!

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

From Veggie Tales: Josh and the Big Wall:

Paul Grape: This time I really mean it! We should've stayed in Egypt... Don't you remember? Snorkeling in the Nile, three square meals a day, plenty of exercise. Oh, it was paradise.
Tom: We were in slavery!
Paul Grape: Nothing is perfect.

 

[antsamthompson9]

From Veggie Tales: Josh and the Big Wall:

Paul Grape: This time I really mean it! We should've stayed in Egypt... Don't you remember? Snorkeling in the Nile, three square meals a day, plenty of exercise. Oh, it was paradise.
Tom: We were in slavery!
Paul Grape: Nothing is perfect.

Yay! Another VeggieTales fan.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Yay! Another VeggieTales fan.

It's so underrated, especially the older episodes.

 

[antsamthompson9]

It's so underrated, especially the older episodes.

True.
JD Hansel reads the first page of the Muppet Character Encyclopedia:
"Chicky, chicky, bork, bork." Okay then. "Hellooo. Places everyone, the book's starting." And of coarse my favorite, Zoot going "Huh, Craig Shemin? Who's he?"

 

[D'Snowth]

"And to think: Shakespeare worked a lifetime on something you could butcher in seconds." ~ Aston Clement (Jim Varney)

 

[D'Snowth]

"If you deny something, then immediately follow with the words "but," or, "however," you are basically justifying what you were just denying." ~ Me, I just now made that up

 

[Old Thunder]

Well if we can do stuff we make up ourselves...

"Let's talk about trail mix. You ever notice that trail mix always has too little M&Ms in it? And any that are in there get eaten before you can get to them. So I propose we put more M&Ms in trail mix. Actually, while we're at it, we might as well eradicate the nuts and raisins and leave only the M&Ms. It's trail mix, but without the ****!"
~Me trying to do stand-up comedy, "The Trail Mix Joke"

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

"You're stupid, and you have diabetes and racist problems!" ~ it's something my little brother used to say to people when he was mad at them

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Sorry to double post but I found this excerpt from an interview that Danny Trejo did prior to the release of Muppets Most Wanted. I thought it was very touching:

Interviewer:Finally, I actually spoke to Ray Liotta earlier this year and he told me that you do something a little different in Muppets Most Wanted, and that the two of you have a song and dance number together. What was that like for you to do?

Trejo: That was awesome. I have to say this, first of all Ray Liotta is absolutely the best friend to have in a crisis. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. I was in London and we were doing Muppets Most Wanted when my mom passed away while we were filming. So I was going to leave right away and then my assistant told me that I should stay and she would take care of all the arrangements. Since I only had a few more days to finish filming I decided to stay and then I would go home for the funeral after that. Ray Liotta took me into his heart and said, “Dan, I understand. I lost my mom while we were doing Goodfellas.” It was unbelievable. Then I was doing really good to not cry until that **** little frog (Kermit) popped up and started talking to me. I think my mom sent that frog.