is walking around with the biggest smile on his face
OK Chef..what's up?
: Well yu remember der last time I vent tu Sveden?
Yeah.
: I gut merried!
WHAT?? And you didn't bother sharing this with me until
NOW?? I thought we were friends!!
: Oohh...I'm sorree Kethy! But I knu how much uv a big deal ovur everything. Yu see Helga..det's her name...hez been heving trubble getting a green card. She gut it yesturdee!
That's
wonderful! hugging .
hugging me back Ja..I think su tu! . But gess whut der REELY gud news is?
What?
: She's gunna be here fur Christmas!
Oh my GOSH!! That's fantastic! When is she coming?
: 5 minnits frum now!
HUH????
: Nu...I'm kidding!
chuckling She's coming on Munday .
Aww!! I'm very happy for you guys.
: I ..erm..need a favor tho.
Sure! Just ask!
: Wuld yu mind if I spent a coople uv days with her et a hotel befur I introodoos her to all uv yu? We..uh..um.......
he starts blushing a deep red.
I get the picture, Chef.
And of course you can!
: WHEW! I thought I'd hef tu explain!
Chef..no need to explain. I'm an adult too So yes I know what you mean. Tell me about her.
: Vell.....she's gut bloonde hair with bits uv gray ..she's aboot my height. Thin. Und she hez glasses. Ooh...I heve a piksher uv her. I'll be bek in a minoot....
he goes into his room and comes back with a picture (plus a wedding ring on his finger) .Okee here's my Helga .
the woman in the picture is beautiful! She's exactly how Chef described her .
Chef..she's gorgeous!
: Ja..I think su too.
Um....there isn't anything else you wanted to tell me, is there?
: Like whut?
You don't have any kids, do you?
:
NU!! Smart hiney!
Hey...... just figured I'd ask!
: Gud question...but nu little kiddos.
Oh..one more thing and I promise this is serious. You're not leaving us, are you?
: Nah... I'd nevur do det. Oh ja...Helga speaks English. Su nu need fur me tu translate things fur yu.
Good. I was going to get a book on translating English to Swedish. But I won't now.