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Sesame Street Jokes

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Dominicboo1 said:
Oh...I get that they talked about "Octogon", but I don't know what movie you're making a pun on sorry....
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It's a pun of a James Bond film. Its title is...a little too weird to say. :stick_out_tongue:

Got a couple more jokes to share, and I'm sort of emulating Drtooth's style this time:


Q: What do you call an insect who uses the Internet?
A: A Tweetlebug!

Q: Who is the most famous game show host from Grouchland?
A: Guy Slimey!

:laugh:: So what do you do in the morning, Count?
:batty:: Well, once I wake up, I count all the wonderful hours of sleep I got overnight. Then, I go get my daily exercise around the castle. But first, I take a bat.
:laugh:: Bat? Don't you mean a bath?
:batty:: No, a bat. They need exercise, too!
 
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Here's another one.

Q: How did Prince feel as a kid when he got to appear on Sesame Street?
A: He wanted to party like it's 1969!
 
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Hello? Is this thread dead or something? It's not like my jokes are deadpan unfunny. :concern:
 
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