Okay, this is th icing on the cake this year: egg nog is in stores already.
When has egg nog ever been out this early?
I mean I like egg nog and all (and people, just because it has egg in it doesn't mean it's going to kill you, and it's not alcoholic, people just mix alcohol in it 'cause they're alchies), but, like, it's usually shortly before Thanksgiving when they start putting it out, and here it is still a month before Halloween!
When has egg nog ever been out this early?
I mean I like egg nog and all (and people, just because it has egg in it doesn't mean it's going to kill you, and it's not alcoholic, people just mix alcohol in it 'cause they're alchies), but, like, it's usually shortly before Thanksgiving when they start putting it out, and here it is still a month before Halloween!