However, I was (rather biasedly) dismayed that the Kermit the Frog balloon wasn't featured this year, and especially considering it could've been included to endorse the upcoming movie or the Thanksgiving special. I guess there were already too many sequels to promote
At least it wasn't bumped by an Ask Jeeves Balloon. That was the parade's Crappy Balloon Event Horizon. Me, I just wish I didn't have to suffer through
so much bad country music, all about sex (and not even subtle). I mean, really...
ooh, it's the good wholesome downhome sound styling all about sex. The same exact subject we rake Katy Perry and the like through the coals for, but it's
country music so it's
wholesomely singing about it. One float had them singing in front of kids dressed as teddy bears. Any other instance of that would get you arrested.
And,
ugh... that "internet sensation" kid. Sadly, now I have an appreciation for that Justin Beaverboy. They found someone
worse than him. I don't know how they did it. I'm
amazed there
is a worse than Beaver.
I say this
every year, but I really need to find a way to DVR this darn thing so I can skip to the balloons and Ninja Turtles and Despicable Mes without hearing such
awful music by people we never hear of again.