To celebrate 100 fabulous posts here, I'm gonna write an outline with Pom Pom and The Poopsmith. Season 5 style yet again! Cold Opening The guest stars don't have much to say. Theme Song Gonzo's horn makes Pom Pom's bubbling noise. Opening Number The Electric Mayhem sing the song "Tequila", and all of the members get a chance to sing. Balcony Waldorf: Heh, a song that only uses one word. Statler: If only they could subtract that word. That would be perfect. (they laugh) Backstage Janice and Miss Piggy try flirting with Pom Pom, though they don't know if they should take his comments as compliments or insults. Swedish Chef The Swedish Chef get The Poopsmith's help in making "The Poopsmith's you-know-what cookies". Balcony Statler: You kow, The Poopsmith has something in common with this show. Waldorf: What's that? Statler: They both stink! (they laugh) Backstage The Electric Mayhem make the mistake of sampling the cookies, and end up sick in their dressing room. UK Spot A Whatnot Mermaid sings to a male Whatnot the song "Kiss the Girl" Dressing Room Still sick in their dressing rooms, and now in their pajamas, The Electric Mayhem sing "Virus Alert". Sketch Gonzo attempts to hang from his nose on an adantium bar ten feet off the ground while playing "Aura Lee" on his trumpet. The problem is, the bar isn't true adantium. Dressing Room Pom Pom and The Poopsmith give The Electric Mayhem get well cookies. The problem was, The Poopsmith made them again. Closing Number With Pom Pom on stand up bass and The Poopsmith on saxophone, they create the "Honeysuckle Rose" song from the UK spot of the Harry Belafonte episode. Goodnights Pom Pom and The Poopsmith are joined by Kermit and The Electric Mayhem, who are still in their pajamas. End Credits All of the pit orchestra, except Nigel, Rowlf and Trombone Lady are still in their pajamas. Balcony Waldorf: You, know. We should really ask The Poopsmith for the recipie of those cookies. It could keep us away from next week. Zoot's Final Note Zoot weakly plays the bum note.