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ZootyCutie's Muppet Song Parodies

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by ZootyCutie, May 30, 2007.

  1. ZootyCutie

    ZootyCutie Member

    I'm trying my hand at them! Homestar Runner's version of The Rainbow Connection, or The Runner's Connection

    Homestar: Why are there so many songs about runners
    And what's on the finish line?
    Runners are winners, but only losers,
    And runners have nothing to hide.
    So we've have traveled and some choose to achive it
    I know it's wrong, wait and see.
    Someday we'll find it, the runner's connection,
    The growers, the atheletes and me.


    Who said that every prize would be worth a million
    When gleamed on the morning star?
    Somebody won that, and someone inspired it,
    And look what it's done so far.
    What's so amazing that keeps us stars racing
    And why is it what we achive?
    Someday we'll find it, the runner's connection,
    The growers, the atheletes, and me.
    All that we know we can't tell,
    yet we might think that it's magic...

    ... Have you gone 100 feet? And have you made choices?
    I think they are a pain.
    ... Is this the feeling that calls the star atheletes?
    The feeling might be one and the same
    I've felt it too many times to ignore it
    It's something that I'm s'posed to be...
    Someday we'll find it, the runner's connection,
    The growers, the atheletes, and me.

    So, what do you think?
  2. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    Wow, that's pretty good. I really enjoyed that.

    Daniel
  3. ZootyCutie

    ZootyCutie Member

    Thanks! Now, here's Bubs singing "I Love Trash", or "I Love Cash"!

    Bubs: Oh, I love cash!
    Any kind of moola or lucre or money
    The coins could be shiny or rusty
    Yes, I love cash

    I have here a quarter with cows and corn
    It's all full farmhomes and President George
    It says here Wisconsin, the place I was born
    I love it because it's cash

    Oh, I love cash!
    Any kind of moola or lucre or money
    The coins could be shiny or rusty
    Yes, I love cash


    I have a dollar that's thirteen months old
    I've wrapped dimes in it, it's rusty and cold
    And I would trade it for a big pot o' gold
    I love it because it's cash

    Oh, I love cash!
    Any kind of moola or lucre or money
    The coins could be shiny or rusty
    Yes, I love cash

    I've a credit card that expired, and a platinum telephone
    A big bag of pesos, a nickle trombone
    And I am delighted to call them my own
    I love them because they're cash

    Oh, I love cash!
    Any kind of moola or lucre or money
    The coins could be shiny or rusty
    Yes, I love cash
    ...Yes, I love, I love, I love cash

    Ta-da!
  4. ZootyCutie

    ZootyCutie Member

    I couldn't resist this one! I call it Muppet Number 5, a spoof of Mambo Number 5.

    (Ladys and Gantlemen, this is Muppet No. 5)

    One, two, three, four, five
    Everybody in the car, so come on
    Let's ride to the theater around the corner
    The guys say they want some music
    But I really don't wanna
    Earbust like I did last week
    I have to keep
    Because the words are cheap
    I like Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie and Gonzo
    And as I continue you know
    They are get yo'
    So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord
    To me acting it's just like sport, anything fly
    It's all good let me dump it
    Please set in the trumpet

    Refrain:
    A little bit of Kermit in my live
    A little bit of Piggy by his side
    A little bit of Fozzie is all I need
    A little bit of Gonzo is what I see
    A little bit of Animal in the sun
    A little bit of Mayhem all night long
    A little bit of Scooter here I am
    A little bit of them makes life so grand

    And jump and down go and move it all around
    Shake your head to the sound
    Put your hand on the ground
    Take one step left
    And one step right
    One to the front and one to the side
    Clap your hands once
    And clap your hands twice
    And if it looks like this
    Then you are doing it right

    Refrain

    I do all
    To fall in love with a girl like you
    You can't run and you can't hide
    You and my gonna touch and sky

    Refrain
  5. Kiki

    Kiki Active Member

    Well done, those are really kewl! :)
  6. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Haha! I love them! I really wanna hear that last one recorded by someone. :p
  7. Kiki

    Kiki Active Member

    *Frantically waves hand up* OOH! I will! I'm a terrific singer! *Moaning from the audience* What? Whaaaaat? *Starts singing, then dodges tomatoes from the audience* Ehh, fine. I won't...sing.... :p
  8. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Hehehehe. *hugs Kiki*
  9. Kiki

    Kiki Active Member

    *Hugs Prawnie back politely* ^_^
  10. ZootyCutie

    ZootyCutie Member

    This one should be a surefire hit!

    You see me downloadin' their Mp3s
    I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
    Crazed with Muppets
    Think I'm just too crazed with Muppets
    Think I'm just too crazed with
    Can't you see I'm crazed with
    Look at me I'm crazed with Muppets

    I wanna roll with the movie stars
    But so far they all think I'm too
    Crazed with Muppets
    Think I'm just too crazed with Muppets
    Think I'm just too crazed with Muppets
    I'm just too crazed with Muppets
    Really, really crazed with Muppets

    First in my class here with puppetry
    Got skills, I'm a champion at character eating
    Muppet Central, that's my favorite M.C.
    Keep you're wires, It's just live for me
    My CDs never spin, to the contrary
    You'll find that they're quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Jim Henson's in my library
    My Ipod list is all totally Mayhemed out
    Got people beggin' for my tradin's
    Yo, I know all the characters up to a thousand places
    Ain't got no room but I have Kermit matresses
    I order all of my sandwiches with no frogs legs
    I'm a wiz at Party Cruise, I could play for days
    Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
    My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
    There's no song I haven't sung (sung)
    At Rainbow Connection, well I'm number one (one)
    Do Tenderly just for fun
    I ain't got a axe, but the banjo's fun (what?)
    TMS is my favorite theme song
    I could sure listen to it all night long
    I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I'm fluent in radio as well as forum

    Here's the part I sing on...

    You see me put on my bootlegs
    I know in my heart they think I'm
    Crazed with MuppetsThink I'm just too crazed with Muppets
    Think I'm just too crazed with Muppets
    Can't you see I'm crazed with Muppets
    Look at me I'm crazed with Muppets
    I'd like to roll with the movie stars
    Although it's apparent I'm too
    Crazed with Muppets
    Think I'm just too crazed with Muppets
    Think I'm just too crazed with Muppets
    I'm just too crazed with Muppets
    How'd I get so crazed with Muppets


    I been browsin', inspectin' Muppets Babies comics
    You know I collect 'em
    The pins in my pocket, I must protect them
    My electric keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shoppin' online for deals on some readable meadia
    I edit Muppet Wikipedia
    I memorized TMM really well
    I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L
    I got a business doing websites (websites)
    When my friends need some code, who do they call?
    I do HTML for 'em all
    Even made a homepage for Rowlf the Dog, yo
    I got myself a fanny pack
    They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
    Spend my nights with an action figure all packed
    boom boom - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky I'm Muppeted in the extreme
    Crazier than it seems
    I was in MC club and puppetry club
    And even the RPG team
    Only question I ever thought was hard
    Was "Do I like Henson or do I like Whitmire?"
    Spend every weekend at the Muppet Faire
    Got them on my underwear


    They see me strollin', they're laughin'
    And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
    Crazed with MuppetsJust because I'm crazed with Muppets
    Just because I'm crazed with Muppets
    All because I'm crazed with Muppets
    Holy cow, I'm crazed with Muppets

    I wanna bowl with the movie stars
    But oh well, it's obvious I'm
    Crazed with Muppets
    Think I'm just too crazed with Muppets
    I'm way too crazed with Muppets
    I'm just too crazed with Muppets
    Look at me I'm crazed with Muppets
  11. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    Ok, what song is THAT from?

    Daniel
  12. ZootyCutie

    ZootyCutie Member

    It's a parody of "White and Nerdy" by "Weird Al" Yancovich, which is itself a parody of Chamonirre's "Ridin'".
  13. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

  14. ZootyCutie

    ZootyCutie Member

    This goes to the tune of "Leatherwing Bat". I call it "Electric Band".

    "I" said the bassist in the army green hat
    "I'll tell to you the reason that
    The reason that I play by night
    Is because no one listens to the trash I write."

    Refrain:
    And the band begins to play
    And the band begins to play
    And the band begins to play
    Towin' their instruments all the way

    "I" said the band leader sittin' on a chair
    "Once I courted a lady, fair.
    She proved fickle and turned away
    And ever since then all I do is play."

    (Refrain)

    "I" said the drummer sittin' on a stool of pearl
    "Once I courted a pretty girl
    She got scared and from me fled
    And ever since then drums went to my head."

    (Refrain)

    "Like, I" said the little Valley Girl
    "Like, I'll tell you how to win the world
    Court it night and court it day
    Never give it time to say o-neigh! Fer sure!"

    (Refrain)

    "I" said the saxman and away he walked
    "If I were a young man I'd like to talk
    If one were faithless and took no slack
    I'd add the sax to my axe."

    (Refrain)

    Can you picture it high and low?
  15. ZootyCutie

    ZootyCutie Member

    This goes to the tune of "My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder" by "Weird Al" Yancovich. I call it "My Baby's in Love With Kermit the Frog".

    Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
    Ever since she saw his figure in that Disney store
    She says the way he'd scrunch his mouth is really cutie
    She thinks he's so darn funny in "The Muppet Movie"
    She likes his flippered hands and his ping-pong stare
    Yeah, he's her very favorite puppet multi-millionaire

    Well, my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog
    She's all crazy 'bout that Kermit the Frog
    Once she was mine, but now she's acting like that hog
    'Cause my baby's in love with Kermit The Frog

    Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so "blah"
    I guess it really must stink to be a stuffed sock
    What a pain in the butt to have a hand there
    Spending all his time yelling and being a girl with fake hair
    But my girl can't get enough of his happy demeanor
    Like he's some big steak and I'm some kinda wiener

    Well, my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog
    She's got a thing for that Kermit the Frog
    Tell me, what can he do that I can't hog
    Now my baby's in love with
    I said I said I said my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog
    Head over heels for that Kermit the Frog
    I cant believe it, now she's making him a log
    'Cause my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog

    I knew we were headin' for disaster
    When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster
    Now she's got an unrequited adoratioon
    For the crazy, stressed, barely funny
    Spokesman for the Muppets Holding Company

    Well, I don't eat frog legs and I don't wear flannel
    And I don't boycott the Odessy channel
    And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
    But I know two can play at this kind of game
    Yeah, well, let's just see how I will be the best
    When I start stalking that guitarist, Janice

    Well, my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog
    She's all crazy 'bout that Kermit the Frog
    Once she was mine but now she's just a hog
    'Cause my baby's in love with
    I said I said I said my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog
    Why'd she have to fall for that Kermit the Frog
    If she wants to leave me, I guess she's a diva hog
    'Cause my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog
  16. Pork

    Pork Active Member

    Those songs are really cool.
  17. ZootyCutie

    ZootyCutie Member

    *into microphone to nonexistent crowd* This song, I'd like to dedicate to my favorite Muppet. To the tune of 'Hey, Jude', this is 'Hey, Zoot'.


    Hey, Zoot, you make me glad
    Because your sax song makes me feel better
    Remember, you're always in my heart
    Then you can start to make it better

    Hey, Zoot, don't be afraid
    You're bum note's getting better
    The minute it get's under your skin
    Then you will really get her.

    And any time you feel the pain, hey, Zoot, refrain
    Don't carry your words upon your shoulders
    Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool
    By making his age a little older


    Hey, Zoot! Don't let me down
    You have found me, now go and get me
    Remember, to let me into your heart
    Then you can start to see.

    So let it out and let it in, hey, Zoot, begin
    You're waiting for someone to perform with
    And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Zoot,
    You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder

    Hey, Zoot, you make me glad
    Because your sax song makes me feel better
    Remember, you're always in my heart
    Then you can start to make it better
  18. ZootyCutie

    ZootyCutie Member

    This one goes to the tune of "The Crulest Girl You'll Ever Meet" from the WarioWare games. I call it "The Toughest Pig You'll Ever Meet".

    Who's the pig next door living in the royal mansion?
    Better learn my name cause I am
    PIG-GY!

    She knows the highest piches
    And she acts the saddest tales
    You might be the next fan I seek

    Don't let yourself be fooled by her beautiful demeanor
    You should support the great
    PIG-GY!

    She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
    Who has time for girly things like that?

    Kermit the Frog - You should love this hog!
    Floyd Pepper - You better beware!
    Annie Sue - Just see what I'll do to you!
    HIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAH!
    Oh no, I broke a nail!

    She could rule the stage
    And still not break a sweat
    Everyone knows that I'm the greatest
    PIG-GY!
    You better watch yourself or she'll chop a punch on you.
    I turned my mother into doggy food

    I must refer to my co-stars
    And yes its true
    I don't have as many friends as you
    But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends!
    And if you say no you're toast...

    Who's the pig next door living in the royal mansion?
    You better learn my name cause I am
    PIG-GY!
    Just remember this when you see her on the street.
    I'm the toughest pig you'll ever meet
  19. maniacal muppet

    maniacal muppet Active Member

    OMG! AWESOMENESS! Keep it up. I love these... :)
  20. Gelfling Girl

    Gelfling Girl Active Member

    I know this thread hasn't been posted on for over a year, but THESE ARE SO AWESOME! My favorite is probably the... hmm... which one is my favorite? It's too hard to choose just one. :flirt:

    I actually tried writing my own song parodies involving the Muppets, but it isn't as good as these are. (and apparently I don't have too many fans of those songs, unlike you :cry:)


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