The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[tutter_fan]

I feel like I'm in the mood for a good old fashioned game of Tag, but with SNOWBALLS!

 

[MissMusical12]

-throws snowball at tutter_fan- Tag! You're it!

 

[Mo Frackle]

: Ah! *takes cover*

 

[tutter_fan]

I'd like to see newsie do a report on this!

meanwhile.....

*mysteriously turns into a snowman*

 

[newsmanfan]

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Aaaaa! *ducking hail of snowballs*

Rhonda: Goldie. Mixing metaphors already. Tch.

Sloth: Uh...okay...what's the story?

Rhonda: YOU? I called the aardvark!

Sloth: He's on vacation. What's the rush? I HATE having to run...and traffic was a witch...

Rhonda *heavy sigh* Okay, just set up... *ducks a snowball* uh -- wherever you can find a shield. Aim for the mistletoe. And we're live in five, four, three...

Newsie! Hey Newsie! Over here!

Er...yes?

*SMOOOOOOOOOCHPOP!*

Rhonda: Holy Estee' Lauder. I think she sucked his lips off.

He HAD some under that nose? How could you tell?
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[tutter_fan]

***Goes into Ninja mode***

***Grabs a ton of snowballs***

 

[MissMusical12]

***Goes into Ninja mode***

***Grabs a ton of snowballs***

Quick! I must make a fort!
-makes giant fort of snow-
Now all I need is some men for a snowball army.
: -flirtaciously- Eh?
Not you.

 

[Hubert]

*sees Missmusical and Pepe*

Wow...I'd have thought that most women 'round here would've been hanging around Pepe at their every chance, but apparently not.

*runs after Spamela*

 

[Piggy The Frog]

Andy: Hey, Piggy The Frog! Does Aunt Piggy know you both have the same name?
Yes, and she told me how flattered she is that I chose that name.
Randy: You chose your name? Why didn't your parents do that?
My real name is Genevieve, or Gen for short. Piggy The Frog is a username.
Randy: I'm confuuuuuuuused.
Andy: I'm not. She's just a phony!
Both: Phony phony phony phony phony.... *wander off to find Miss Piggy*

*sigh* Do we have any egg nog or punch left? I need a drink!

 

[Hubert]

*punches Andy and Randy*

There's a punch for ya.