The Creature Calamity Club

[sits somewhere beside Yuna]

Steve: I think human first...

Fine...

Steve: Ok, race from the start of the runway to the end...

Fine...*takes of coat and boots and teleports them next to Yuna*

*they line up at the start of the runway*

(whispers to Yuna) This is a bit too exciting.

May the best one win...

*wait for them to start their race*

Edit:

*whisper back*
Yeah, I can imagine other things we could be doing right now.

*both of them take off*

*easily outruns Steve, not even losing breath*

*Steve trails behind, gasping for air*

Well then...what next? *smirk*

Steve: Strength test...pull that airplane over there. Whoever does it the fastest wins...

Fine then...we'll take turns timing each other...

*teleports phone to him* You go first...

(whispers) Airplane?!

*applaud when Johnny wins the race*

*whisper to Vince*
Let's see who wins the strength test.

(small airplane )

*take turns*

*beats Steve by just a few miliseconds*

Steve: You got lucky...

Don't be a poor sport

Steve: You see those logs in a pile over there? Whoever breaks the most in a minute wins

(whispers)
100% insane. How did he do that?

*look at the logs*

*think Wouldn't be a problem if Johnny can use his claws...*

*thinks crap...I can't use my ghost powers...he'd notice a green glow around my hand...*

*Steve breaks a bunch of logs with no problem*

O_O

*tries to break log and just seriously hurts hand instead*

X_X

Steve: Hahaha! OK...I think we should do the same in monster form

*glares and turns humanoid rat*

*steve turns into a unicorn*

(whispers) Oh no…

*whisper*
Who the *insert the F-word* does Steve think he is? Not everyone can break logs without injuring themselves...

*mumble something about wanting to give Steve more masculinity issues*

(whispers) Involving kicks?

*whisper*
More like burning off a certain body part of Steve's.

(whispers) That sounds like a better idea.

*whisper, with an evil grin*
Thanks. I hope it will hurt him

Steve: Race time!

*lines up, looks really nervous*

Steve: Aw, don't worry. Not every form can be fit and althetic

*glares and thinks if only I was in my normal form, you'd be eating those words...*

*Steve takes off super fast*

*doesn't go very fast or far on two legs, switches to running on all fours, easily tripling speed, but not able to run anywhere near as fast as Steve*

*frown*
*think Not good*

*whisper to Vince*
If you want to hurt Steve too, be my guest.

*finally finishes, panting a bit, but not exhausted*

*Steve nudges him in the stomach* What's wrong? Tired?

*glares* Who was the one gasping for air at the end of the first race?

*Steve snorts* Strength test...