The Creature Calamity Club

here...take a picture...

*gives yuna phone then turns into a rat and climbs onto her shoulder*

*giggle before taking a picture*

We're having too much fun with this... and I like it

*gets down and turns human*

*sends picture*

*gets text back*

"How cute. A girl and her pet rat"

*drily*
Very funny.

We need a third person here to take a picture of us in our rat and mouse forms.

*summons Shadow*

Here, when I tell you to, take a picture of us...

*turns rat*

*turn mouse*

*snuggle up to Johnny, rubbing my head against his*

Now

*Shadow looks confused but takes a picture anyway*

*turns human and dismisses Shadow*

*sends picture to Steve*

*gets text*

"Rodent love. How disgusting. How many kids you gonna have? 100?"

*turn human*

*after reading Steve's reply*
Tell him as many as possible, just to annoy him

... Oh, and that the actual word is "cute" and not "disgusting"

*sends text*
"As many as possible"

*gets text*
"At least you'll have enough food for the winter. Do tell me what baby mice taste like."

Nah, we're gonna eat a horse or a unicorn in winter

*sends text*
"I hear equine meat is better for you"

*gets text*

"*beep* you..."

Aw, is he jealous he hasn't got anyone to have kids with him?

Speaking of kids, I hope no kids were present when he wrote this

Who would want to?

Hrm...

*sends a text back that is probably pushing the boundaries of innuendos to type*

Well, he and pretzel lady could be a match made in he... heaven

*snort at the text*
Now I wish I could see his face XD

*gets text a few minutes later*

"If I wasn't off duty I would arrest you..."

... Can he really arrest us for this? :/

*sends text*

"On what grounds?"

*gets text"

"Harassment"

(You know Rizzo has 1,274 brothers and sisters)

[wakes up from inside a tree]
**Hey, Johnny and Yuna, doing anything important now?**

During Christmas time? He should better look for real criminals and not the small fry.


Edit:

*to Vince*
**No, nothing important right now. You can join us at the beach**

***We're at the beach, annoying Steve. It's fun ***

*sends text*

"When are you gonna show me your pretty pony form?"

*gets text*

"When rats fly"