The Banter Thread

[Hubert]

I need more facts. What is there to being a werewolf? Pluses? Minuses?

 

[Hubert]

And I did see your offer...I responded that I need to find out more first...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

excuse me, I nee to perform an emergency operation on my keyboar...letter is stuck. I think you can figure out which one

 

[Lola p]

Pluses: Flying, enhanced strenth and speed, cool werewolf form, lunar manipulation.

Minuses: without the belt, every time you get mad/ angry, or on full moons, you turn into a werewolf. with the belt, this is controled

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ok, there was a rock under it.

Anyway, if you did want to be cured of lycanthopy, I have a natural immunity to the disease. We would have to inject you with my blood long enough to allow the white blood cells attack the disease.

Then I would...have to suck the blood back out...

 

[Hubert]

So I can fly?

And as long as I have the belt, I'll only turn into a werewolf when I want to?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

wait...werewolves can fly

 

[Lola p]

yes, that is correct

 

[Hubert]

Lola says they can...

And why can't my white blood cells fight the disease? And how would you go about sucking out the blood again?

 

[Lola p]

wait...werewolves can fly

Lunar manipulation lets us. long and confusing story.