Since all of you are doing all these cool Muppet show outlines, here's my fictional Muppet Story! I may make it into a comic.
Newscaster runs to desk reading paper:
Newscaster: Stand by for a Muppet News Flash! Target and Aberrcrombie and Fitch stores are recalling several lines of clothing. Target's brand sports the number 88, denoting Neo-nazi slogans, while the Abercrombie shirts contain Asian stereotypes. The customers will get a full refund and a written express appology!
At which point, the newscaster turns away, about to leave. He pauses, curious why nothing has happend. He turns around, exposing the back side of his sportscoat, which happens to have a giant embroidered 88. He turns back, almost getting by when...
All of the sudden, out of every angle, comes several monsters (Sweetums, Uncle Deadly, Doglion, Luncheon Counter Monster, among others). They jump the newscaster, tearing his clothes off, bit by bit (sleeves, and various pieces fly) We can only see the monsters, the Newscaster is obscured by them.
They leave quickly.
After which, the Newscaster slowly slowly staggers up from behind. He is naked, except for his tattered tie, and his glasses, which have broken in two, only one lense rests on his eye!
Newscaster: Who's the wardrobe guy? You're fired, you know that?
Newscaster runs to desk reading paper:
Newscaster: Stand by for a Muppet News Flash! Target and Aberrcrombie and Fitch stores are recalling several lines of clothing. Target's brand sports the number 88, denoting Neo-nazi slogans, while the Abercrombie shirts contain Asian stereotypes. The customers will get a full refund and a written express appology!
At which point, the newscaster turns away, about to leave. He pauses, curious why nothing has happend. He turns around, exposing the back side of his sportscoat, which happens to have a giant embroidered 88. He turns back, almost getting by when...
All of the sudden, out of every angle, comes several monsters (Sweetums, Uncle Deadly, Doglion, Luncheon Counter Monster, among others). They jump the newscaster, tearing his clothes off, bit by bit (sleeves, and various pieces fly) We can only see the monsters, the Newscaster is obscured by them.
They leave quickly.
After which, the Newscaster slowly slowly staggers up from behind. He is naked, except for his tattered tie, and his glasses, which have broken in two, only one lense rests on his eye!
Newscaster: Who's the wardrobe guy? You're fired, you know that?