Muppet Parody Songs

[Twisted Tails]

Okay! This is my first time to do parody songs. It might be from Muppets, to Sesame Street, Fraggle Rock. Let me see what I can come up with.

The Muppets Are Back In Town

Guess just who got back today?
Them wild-eyed gang that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think that Animal is crazy

You been asking if Crazy Harry was still around
How he was, and where Robin could be found
Told them you are around downtown
Drving Fonzo and Gonzo crazy

The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
I said
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town

You know that crazy pig that danced a lot
Every night she'd on the floor, shaking because she's nervous
Man I tell you she was beautiful, she was red hot
I mean she was wonderful

And at that time at Floyd's place
Well this Piggy got up and slapped Pepper's face
Man we just fell about this place
If that hog don't want to know, forget her

The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
I said
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town

Everybody spread the word around

Every night Kermit has that hope
Down at Muppet Theatre with the ropes
The chaos will happen and things will explode
And if you want a joke, just tell the bear

The stero now blasting out my song
The days come to a close, but the gang is not out for long
Won't be until spring comes again
Now that the frogs, pigs, and chickens are here again

The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
Spread the word around
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back in town
The Muppets are back, the Muppets are back
The Muppets are back in town again
Been hangin' down at the Muppet Theatre
The Muppets are back in town again

Please comment and tell me what you think so I will update more. Thanks!

 

[misspiggy5260]

miss piggy and kermit in She drives me crazy

 

[Twisted Tails]

Well, I just made up my mind. I decided the song I choose to parody, but don't worry GopherCoffee, I will get to your suggestions by this weekend.

The Greatest Explorer

The greatest explorer knows what lies ahead
Today and tomorrow are yet to be said
The chances and the changes are all up to you
The chain of you life could be very hard to break.

The greatest explorer is there if you are bold
Let go of the moment that life makes you hold
To measure the meaning can make you delay
It's time you stop thinking and wasting the day.

A Fraggle whose a dreamer and will never take leave
Who thinks of outer space that was once make believe
Will always the passion
Will always know pain
Who wants his travels to gain
Will one day see rain.

The greatest explorer knows what lies ahead
Today and tomorrow are yet to be said
The chances and the changes are all up to you
The chain of you life could be very hard to break.

The greatest explorer knows what lies ahead.

I am dedicating this parody song to Travelling Matt, Gobo's uncle and to Jerry Nelson, the man who could sing his heart out and the voices he came up with... that you would never believe what you are hearing.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Halfway Down the Cave is the Place where I Sit (parody of Halfway Down the Stairs)

Halfway down the cave is the place where i sit
There is any other cave or place quite like it
I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top
So this is the place where I always stop

Halfway up the cave isn't up or even down
It's isn't at the tunnel or at Outer Space
And all sorts of funny thoughts run round my head
It isn't really anywhere, it's somewhere else instead

Halfway down the cave is the place where i sit
There is any other cave or place quite like it
I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top
So this is the place where I always stop

I been listening to this song and I miss Jerry, because he was always part of my childhood. I had no choice but change some words to make a good song for Wembley.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Okay, there's another (sniff) parody song, but you may want tissues. Please don't throw flames at me if I-I make it so sad, okay? So, bear with me!

Gobo's Exploration (Parody of Ren's Muscles)

Wembley: It's sure lonely around here
Ever since Gobo finished his exploring at Fraggle Rock & went to Outer Space.

(Singing)
I've never asked for anything
Just your happiness.
And now that you have found it
I should be glad, I guess.
But I've played with my friends
As long as I can.
And I would give most anything
Just to hear "What is it, Wembley?"

I know you've got your exploraton now
And gone on to better things
But before you go and travel now
There's always a creature back at Fraggle Rock who
Sings
That each and every day and
Night he misses his best
Friend.
And I only need to see you once
To make this feeling end.

No matter where you go,
No matter what you do
Remeber there's little bit of
Wembley's baloobius in you.
And just once when you strike a
Pose could you think of me?
'Cause when I scratch my tail
I think of how it use to be. (starts to cry a little)

The cave is now much too quiet
Now that I don't hear
Your voice
And you know that I'd be with
You if i only had my choice.
But I know I will smile again
When I see your name by postcard
And when they talk about you
I'll tell them
That I knew you when you were
Just Gobo.
(cries after he's done with the song)

Dedicating to song to Jerry Nelson and Steve Whitmire (sniffs)

This sad song kind of... sort of... made me cry. I miss my childhood... I'm glad I grew up with Jerry's characters.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Okay, now when I think of Eponine from Les Miserables, I'm thinking of Red. Okay, so they both easily can dress up into a trechcoats like they can be easily indetified as boys, but this song... well here it goes. Still, I am thinking more of a title as Les Muppetables.

Red:

And now I'm all by myself again
No where to go no creature to turn to
And now the space has turn dark
Now I can pretend he is here

Sometimes I walk alone at the end of the day when everybody else is sleeping
I think of him and then I'm happy with the friendship we always shared
Outer Space has gone to bed
And now I can think with thoughts inside my head

On my own
I dreamef that he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me

In the rain the ground shines like silver
All the dizities are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are flowing with lights
And all I see is him and me forever and forever

And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to him
And although I know that he does not see what I always seen
Still I say, there's a way for us

I love him
But when there is light again
He is gone
The river's just a river
Without him
Outer Space around me changes
The trees are bare and everywhere
This world full of creatures

I love him
But every day I'm learning
All my life
I've only been ke believing
Without me
His outer space will go on turning
A space that's full of happiness
That I have never known

I love him
I love him
I love him
But only on my own

 

[Twisted Tails]

Sorry about to double post, but this one will be fun. There will be changes so bear with with me and no flames please.

The Muppet Name Game
Skeeter!
Skeeter, Skeeter bo Beeter Bonana fanna fo Feeter
Fee fy mo Meeter, Skeeter!

Lips!
Lips, Lips bo Mips Bonana fanna fo Fips
Fee fy mo Mips, Lips!

Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a
fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Alan!
Alan, Alan bo Blan Bonana fanna fo Flan
Fee fy mo Mlan Alan!

But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob
For Fran, Fran drop the F's Fo ran
For Martin, Martin drop the M's Mo artin
That's the only rule that is worth the pardon.

Okay? Now say Bo: Bo
Now Gobo with a B: Bobo
Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fobo
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mobo
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme

Every body do Gobo!
Gobo, Gobo bo Bobo Bonana fanna fo Fobo
Fee fy mo Mobo Gobo

That's preety good, now let's do Telly
Telly Telly bo Belly Bonana fanna fo Felly
Fee fy mo Melly Telly

Pretty good, let's do Jerry
Jerry Jerry bo Berry Bonana fanana Ferry
Fee fy mo Merry Jerry

A little trick with Gonzo!
Gonzo Gonzo bo Bonzo Bonana fanana Fonzo
Fee my mo Monzo Gonzo!

The name game

Whew! I had never done this as sort of a parody but it was fun.
Please comment!!

 

[misspiggy5260]

i tried to make him sound angry because Kermit called him so early

 

[Twisted Tails]

My Frog (Parody of My Man from Funny Girl)
Oh my frog, I love him so
He'll never know
All my life is just despair
But I don't care
When he takes me in his arms
The world is bright all right

What's the difference if I say
I'll go away
When I know I'll come back on my knees someday

For whatever my frog is
I am his
Forever more

Oh my frog I love him so
He'll never know
All my life is just despair
But I don't care
When he takes me in his arms
The world is bright all right

What's the difference if I say
I'll go away
When I know I'll come back on my knees someday
For whatever my frog is
I am his forever more.

 

[Twisted Tails]

That's it! I can call in quits for this thread. This project has failed and nobody is interested with this kind of stuff anymore. So, I would this thread to be offically done. I cannot do this kind of stuff anymore.