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Muppet One Shots

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by bouncingbabyfig, Sep 2, 2012.

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  1. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    ahem... You know very.well sis, that id like a fozzie one. :)
  2. bouncingbabyfig

    bouncingbabyfig Well-Known Member

    Well, since Fozzie has been mentioned. Twice. He is the winner for the next one shot! Yaay! I decided I'll do Newsman afterwords. ;)
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  3. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    YESSS!!
    I am happy. Thanks sis!
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  4. bouncingbabyfig

    bouncingbabyfig Well-Known Member

    Vous is welcome!
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  5. bouncingbabyfig

    bouncingbabyfig Well-Known Member

    Otay, I've been really bad on updating this story, so here's a little snippet of Fozzie's Oneshot:
    Fozzie knew there would always be three things he could count on in life: one, he could never get an honest laugh with his jokes, two, muppet family would never leave him behind, and thirdly, his beautiful friend and girlfriend Jaz. It didn’t matter how many times he failed to receive a laugh for his jokes, or how many times Statler and Waldorf heckled him, because was always there to make things better.
    Sometimes he didn’t want to face her, and would do anything to avoid anything but mutual contact with his sweat heart, but, of course, she corner him, weasel the answers she wanted out from him, and then she’d kiss him on the cheek and they’d go out to dinner.
    Tonight was such a night. After agreeing to go out on the town, Fozzie sat in silence through most of the drive, much to Jaz’s annoyance. Her almond eyes searched his melancholy face for an answer, but he remained stone faced and shy.
    “What’s wrong, brown bear?” Jaz asked sincerely, smiling at the way Fozzie’s cheeks colored at the sound of his nickname.
    “Jaz?” He asked tentively. Reaching over, Jaz grasped Fozzie’s paw in her own hand, her skin’s dark color harmonizing with Fozzie’s honey colored fur.
    “D-do you like me?” He asked softly, not meeting her gaze.
    More to come!!!
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  6. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    SQUEEEEEE!!!


    *Sniff* You do love me Figgie!

    LOL



    More please!
  7. bouncingbabyfig

    bouncingbabyfig Well-Known Member

    Pfft! Course I love you, we're sisters aren't we? ;)
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  8. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Yes we are. :D
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  9. bouncingbabyfig

    bouncingbabyfig Well-Known Member

    Quick question, why is miss piggy a zombie vampire thing on your avatar?
  10. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    I am wondering that myself. Where did Jaz get that scary avatar?

    Other than that, great job on the spot of Fozzie and Jaz. They are like such a cute couple.
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  11. bouncingbabyfig

    bouncingbabyfig Well-Known Member

    Fozzie Oneshot Continued:
    Jaz stared open mouthed at the nervous bear next to her. He wouldn't meet her gaze as his hands stretched and wrinkled his hat.
    "Fozzie," she whispered shakily. "how can you ask that?" It was at that moment he finally looked up and met her moistened eyes. He desperately wanted to envelop her in a hug and just let the world disappear in that embrace. But he didn't, he could only look away shamefully, he hadn't wanted to ruin her evening like this.
    "Is this about Statler and Waldorf?" she asked softly looking down as well.
    "Yes, no, maybe. I-I don't really know, they might be part of it." He mumbled hesitantly. Jaz's gaze softened a little.
    “I don't like you, Fozzie.” she said in a firm tone. The comedian's head snapped up so fast his ears flapped back in forth.
    “Wh-wha?” before he could finish Jaz silenced him with a quick kiss to the lips.
    “I love you.” she finished solemnly, smiling softly at his baffled expression.
    “Honest and truly?” he asked tentatively, his cheeks growing warm under her gaze.
    “As truly and honestly as I'll ever be.” she said. Scooting over to his side of the seat in the taxi, she lifted his arm and draped it over her own shoulders before snuggling into his warm chest. Inhaling deeply she enjoyed the outdoors smell of his fur, reminding her of the pinewoods back home.
    “Jazie?” Fozzie asked using his own nickname for his girlfriend.
    “Hmm?” Jaz replied, her eyes slowly drooping as the rhythm of the rain pounded on the yellow cab's rooftop.
    “I love you, too.” Wrapping her arms tighter around her friend and love, Jaz raised her head high enough to reach Fozzie's lips and kiss him warmly. Resting her head back on his chest she smiled and replied tiredly.
    “I'm glad you do,Fozzie, I really am.”
    And they continued that way for the rest of the evening.
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  12. bouncingbabyfig

    bouncingbabyfig Well-Known Member

    Like, totally!
  13. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    Yup! Yeah, my avatar is spooky but not as creepy as Jaz's avatar was.
  14. bouncingbabyfig

    bouncingbabyfig Well-Known Member

    Lol, the fraggle's eyes are awesomne!
    Don't go towards the light!
  15. bouncingbabyfig

    bouncingbabyfig Well-Known Member

    Newsie's oneshot hopefully will be up by sunday!
  16. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Ok, uno, loooooove the story.Figgie! I acted like Fozzie when I said I didnt.love him. Lol


    Dos, my avatar iz frum toughpigs art section.
    I thought it'd be perfect for october.
    Based on your reactions, id say its pretty freaky...
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  17. bouncingbabyfig

    bouncingbabyfig Well-Known Member

    Yaaay! Glad you like it! Yes, your avatar certainly has its...charm.
  18. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    Oh yes! I want to know what the Newsman's report becomes and how his day is.
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  19. bouncingbabyfig

    bouncingbabyfig Well-Known Member

    Well, as of right now his report is a little overcast, but it may be sunny in the evening. ;)
  20. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    LOL! Our day is so overcast in the Midwest.


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