Middle Names

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

You're EMBARRASSED over your middle name being ALLEN???!!!
Allen't really not that bad, I mean, it COULD be Melvin or something....Melvin doesn't go well with ANY name.....

(Watch me end up TOTALLY offending someone here w/the name Melvin!!!!)

LOL!!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Or Cornelius! Barbar! Hall! Jimmy! Mason! Beowulf! Gilgamesh! All much worse than Allen!

"Jimmy"?!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Matt, you moron! There ain't nuffin' wrong with Allen!

Really!

There ain't!

Out of those 2 names you gave, I would bet my paycheck that EVERYone who saw that post woulda guessed your middle name'd been Alvin!

 

[JamieDenny]

My full name is James Jonathan Damien Denny, Double J Double D.

My parents liked the JJ, being Irish and all, and I chose Damien for my Confirmation name, the reason being that I had to choose a St's name and there was no St Garrison or St Gilby, so there ya go
Jamie

 

[tiggie0686]

It's not Alvin...

Well then consider yourself lucky cause Alvin is about 10 times worse than Allen, which isn't even a bad name, so shut it!

BTW, sorry if I blew your secret.

Oh yeah, and to anyone named Alvin...no offense or anything.

 

[jediX]

If you wanna give me your paychecks anyway you can

 

[Krazedmuppet]

*changes his name to Matt*

LOL LOL LOL, thats funny!!

 

[Manda:-D]

Matt, you moron! There ain't nuffin' wrong with Allen!

Really!

There ain't!

Well, gee, at least I was NICER about it...

 

[jediX]

Nah, Byrons cool w/ me.

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

You don't know?!

Ask Mommy and Daddy Erin!

And the exciting revelation... "We just thought it sounded good."
Oh, well, I like a little royalty to go with my Irishness. I guess it makes me an Irish Queen! Or something like that!
Erin