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Jaz: The poetic soul

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by miss kermie, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    I thought it was terrible.
    Jk :p

    Love, love love it!!!!!! Such a beeeautiful flow of words that just roll off the correct way in that great alphabet poem.

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  2. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    You have such a way with words. :p
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  3. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Ok. SO, I have discovered, that my talent when it comes to poeticness, is FREE VERSE!
    I think it is lies, but I'm free to do whatever, sooooo,
    here's one on...
    You'll figure it out.
    It doesn't... really rhyme...
    NAHHH, I need rhymes.

    You know the hero,
    he risks his life,
    to entertain,
    your kids and wife.

    He dates a chick.
    Camilla's her name,
    She doesn't approve
    Of this life-risking game

    He does however,
    enjoy his life,
    He'd never throw words,
    That compared to a knife.

    He was kind and sweet,
    and he'd even defend,
    Miss Piggy.
    Who'll be mean til the end.

    His true family,
    is that of space.
    He's an alien.
    Of some unknown race.

    While he's strange,
    we still love him,
    As he takes the stage,
    No one'll rise above him

    I disagree with the last sentence. Miss Piggy tops everyone.
    If there's something you don't get, ask me...
    I think I used idioms...
    (Heheheh, it's an idiom, you idiot, because you cannot laugh!)
  4. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member


    There once was a frog named Kermit,
    Who could sometimes act like a hermit,
    Then Miss Piggy came in,
    asked to go out to din,
    he said, "Sorry, I gotta fill out some permits."

  5. Twisted Tails

    Twisted Tails Well-Known Member

    That is So Kermit. He always changes his mind about going out with (coughs) Piggy. He always tells her that he has better things to do than going out with her.
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  6. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    @ the Gonzo poem: I like it a lot, pretty nice depiction of Gonzo there. Only criticism that I might have is that some lines' syllable numbers make them not read quite as well.

    And the fact that you have Gonzo as an alien, which though proved true by MFS, is something I like to blot out. :p

    @ the Kermit poem: Wha?
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  7. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    I'm baaaaaaack!
    With a limerick about... Ah, you'll see.

    There once was a joke telling bear,
    who could even write jokes about hair :p
    He went on the stage
    got bullied by age
    and those old men did not seem to care

    Ok... When I say age.... I mean those old doofs from the balcony.:p

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  8. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Hello there Muppet Central.
    I appear to be in a poetic mood, so...
    Um... Right now, I will post a poem about the first thing coming to mind.

    Whether your tall, short, small or large,
    Shy, friendly, or always in charge,
    A Muppet's within you.
    Yes it is true my friends.
    You've been Muppet from your start to your end.
    Oh don't believe me?
    Oh, trust me it's true.
    Why, maybe this is a Muppet
    That describes you.
    Are you self-centered?
    Perhaps bossy?
    But... Not?
    Like, your attitude is cold,
    But actually you're... hot??
    Then perhaps you're Miss Piggy,
    The diva of the bunch?
    No, that's not you?
    Well here's my next hunch...
    You're really shy,
    But destined for fame?
    Your heart's made of gold,
    But your jokes are sooo lame?
    Well, that makes you Fozzie!
    That's you, no doubt!
    ... It's not...?
    C'mon! Cut it out!
    Ok... Here's my next guess...
    Are you blue any chance?
    People know who you are,
    Without second glance?
    If so, you're the weird one.
    You're Gonzo the great.
    In fact your whole attitude says,
    "I'm weird. Don't hate."
    No? Are you serious?
    Dude, I am done.
    Wait, no...
    What's left is still one.
    Are you all them?
    Can you be sorta cold?
    Are you weird... On the inside?
    Is your heart made of gold?
    Well, you must be Kermit.
    The leader, the boss.
    He's there for his friends,
    No matter the cost.
    Really? You are?
    How splendid is that?
    If that didn't work,
    I was gonna eat my hat.
    The lesson in this poem,
    I must say when I'm done,
    Is there's a Kermit in all of us--
    Each and every one.

    The end. :p
    I don't know where this came from.
    And it's weird because I think there's a Miss Piggy in all of us.
    Not Kermit.
    I'm backwards today. :p
  9. misspiggy5260

    misspiggy5260 Well-Known Member

    I absolutely loved that one Jaz!
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  10. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Hello there everyone!
    I think I'll write a movie themed poem today. :p
    *thinks of random Muppet movie*
    GMC it is. :)

    Frog, bear, and whatever,
    went on with news endeavors.
    In order to keep their jobs.
    They went to Holiday, who was robbed.
    The frog is the one who met her
    And she was no better,
    than Miss Piggy.
    Disguised as Holiday herself.
    He asked her to dinner
    For there was business to discuss
    She felt like a winner
    Until she got in the bus. :p
    They were not alone
    His friends came too.
    She let out a groan.
    What was there to do?
    He asked her to dance,
    though his moves were so stale
    Meanwhile the bear
    made some ginger ale. :p
    On the dance floor,
    she was out and about
    All up until
    the lights had gone out.
    You could hear someone dash,
    You could hear someone scream
    All you saw was a flash
    Oh, why isn't this a dream?!
    The real holiday screamed!
    The thieves made a dash!
    The fake one you ask?
    She was gone in a flash.
    The Gonz got the shot
    And the bear sure was happy!
    And with his heart broken,
    the frog felt quite crappy.
    The snapshot revealed
    the thief was her brother!
    but the pic disappeared,
    It's a case like no other.
    The frog took a walk
    to help him think
    with the same idea
    was the lady in pink
    She said she was sorry
    He didn't wanna hear it
    turned out it was jealousy
    that dampened his spirits.
    They forgave each other
    after a small little fight.
    but the next day
    was the fright of the night.
    Nicky, Holiday's bro
    put diamonds inside her coat.
    So the pig went to jail
    but the love did not fail.
    the pig escaped

    and everyone lived happily ever after the end. :p

    ( I gotz lazy. :p)
  11. lady piggy

    lady piggy Well-Known Member

    Here's a poem for you
    Jaz that poem was sweet,
    I bow down to your feet,
    It made me laugh,
    It made me smile,
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  12. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    And I have a poem for you.

    I'm that you liked it,
    No "rully" it's true,
    I live to amuse,
    People like "vous".
    But for now I am hungry,
    I shall eat ravioli.
    also, peoples is peoples,
  13. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Okay, new poem time~!
    I'm updating a lot of things at the moment.
    (Seriously, several tabs are open with a different fanfic on each one :p)

    So, I thought, why not update this?

    This next poem, is dedicated to the most recent Muppet Movie.
    Ok, let me fix that, because I just remembered about Muppets Most Wanted.
    Okay, It's Dedicated to "The Muppets".

    A breaks out,
    After one special day.
    It caused all the Muppets,
    To all go away.
    A long ten years passed,
    Leaving Kermit in pieces.
    It's because he missed Piggy
    (And... His nephews and nieces. :p)
    He lived alone
    For all of those years
    until a big fan
    named Walter appeared.
    Prior to meeting
    his favorite idol,
    He secretly discovered
    something quite vidal
    Tex Richman was murdering the studio
    Walter informed the frog.
    That means they had to put on a show
    So they gathered all bears, frogs, and dogs!
    When it came down to one special pig
    Kermit did not want to get her back
    But since the majority who wanted her was big,
    they decided to travel by map!
    They made it to Paris, France,
    When they met Madamoiselle Piggy,
    Kermit put her in a trance.

    And just for laughs, (And my gosh dern lazies! :mad: )

    Everyone lived happily ever after the end.

    I promise if you request one, I won't be lazy about it.
    Maybe I just shouldn't make movie poems. :p
  14. lady piggy

    lady piggy Well-Known Member

    Another poem for Jaz:)

    Lets heer it for jaz the poem queen,
    Its hard to believe shes a teen,
    These poems are so amaZing,
    The words you say ,
    Always brightens ower day,
    Better than a caramel latte:p

    Would love to see a poem about moi meeting piggy (hint, hint);)
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  15. Twisted Tails

    Twisted Tails Well-Known Member

    Jaz? I LOVE IT! I have seen "The Muppets" movie.

    Jaz, I don't mind movie poems. They keep me entertained. You are a great poem queen. I know you are. So, keep writing poems, Jaz. We love your ideas!
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  16. misspiggy5260

    misspiggy5260 Well-Known Member

    Hey Jaz. Could you write a poem about Kermit for moi?
    I'm going to do this thing w/ my miss piggy replica and I can't think of anything to have her say about Kermit! Oy, The stress of an 11 year old puppeteer!
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  17. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Alright. For this installment, since I got two requests, I'll have to...

    *shakefist at people* :p

    So since she was first, Lady Piggy's request for her meeting the Muppets.
    To make it easier on me, I have written it in a first person narrative.

    Here I stood. Outside their workplace.
    It was a challenge that I had to face.
    A challenge between myself and I,
    To restrain letting out my joyous cry,
    I'm going to meet the Muppets!
    America's most famous puppets.
    I coyly walked inside the theater,
    I saw Bunsen, and also Beaker,
    Let's not forget Fozzie, with his comedy shtick,
    and Gonzo the Great, with his movements so quick.
    I soon turned bright red, as my favorite walked by.
    It was Piggy. I wanted to speak but... I was much to shy.
    But I observed from the sidelines how she spoke to Kermit.
    And honestly he was being quite the hermit.
    He refused to date her.
    He refused to take her.
    Not even a kiss on the cheek.
    I knew that he loved her,
    And for a fact that he needed her,
    And when flirty, to her, he was sweet.
    So in order to break the ice with the pig,
    I discussed with a plan, kinda big.
    I told her to put the frog boss in danger,
    then come to the rescue, like some rescue ranger.
    While Piggy had went off and did that,
    I met some other Muppets,
    and chewed the fat.
    I laughed with the Foz, for his jokes were so funny,
    and Statler and Waldorf, who thought they were crummy.
    Next was Camilla, she was kind as could be,
    that was up until chef chased her up a tree...
    So there I sat lonely just for a few hours,
    then I heard Piggy scream, like she had super powers.
    I asked her the matter, but she shook her head.
    Instead of sitting alone, she was with Kermit instead.
    She said it was all thanks to me. Yes me! Imagine that!
    I was so happy, I fainted, and you heard a splat.
    Because I landed in creme pie.
    I'll blame Fozzie for that! :p

    Yeah... That's what I had there. :p
  18. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    And now the second one, for Ashley.
    A poem to Kermie, from Miss Piggy~!
    So this is where she's trying to say that she loves him, but can't put in into words. :3
    Kermit I... No... Kermie, I... No...
    You make me feel like... Sun? No no... Snow?
    Kermie, I feel happy whenever I'm with you,
    but what are the words? The words I should use?
    You make me smile, you make moi laugh,
    You like me for me, despite of my past.
    I don't know how to say this... Oh baby I don't know...
    What if this relationship isn't go to go?
    I mean... I want to say it but... oh Kermit my little dove, (Pet name? Bleah. :p)
    What I'm trying to say is, with you, I'm in love!

    I'm sorry, that was kinda short...
  19. lady piggy

    lady piggy Well-Known Member

    Omg words can not explain how overjoyed i am right now, jaz. First of all thank you for taking the time to right this for moi , it really means alot . You've made this young girl very happy. Sqeeeeeeaaaa is all that i can say , to express my happiness , love the story , love the rhyming , love the ending :p lov ya girly :p
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  20. Twisted Tails

    Twisted Tails Well-Known Member

    I love this poem! Thanks for sharing, Jaz!
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