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Hensonville City 2011

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Jan 11, 2011.

  1. The Count Moderator

    *Fails to notice where Newsie was in those promotions. Must have been one of the pics on the page.
    *:batty: delights in counting Martians, or are they Zips from the planet Zap? (Obscure Sesame video game reference).
    *Deadly sips a cup of black tea, finding it more calming than his usual green fog brand, reading through a piece of fic manuscript.
  2. RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (dances around her house with a staff)

    Cotterpin (sighs): We're never going to stop hearing about this.

    Wrench: Why is she wearing a black poncho and some horns?

    Cotterpin (shows him the spill's website ): As it turns out, that Maleficient thing has real horns under that hat and she can fly. It got Kelly all excited.

    Kelly (sings): I saw my Hades, crying hard as Hades cries. What could I do-o-o? My baby's hate was gone ... it left my baby blue-ue-ue.

    Cotterpin: He's always blue!

    Kelly (sings): What kind of magic spell to use? Dogs and mice, make everything nice, but Gaston had beer, so baby said ... "We're outta here!"
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  3. The Count Moderator

    Dance Hades dance?
    UD: Well, I don't know about his lordship, but the boss is partial to the old Skeleton Dance.
    :batty: The Transylwania Polka or the Batty Bat's more my kind of speed.
    *Is happy for the upcoming movies, less than a month for TDKR.
  4. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Spamela: Gosh, it's such a nice day! Does anyone wanna go outside?

    Blind Pew: Non! Je deteste nice days!

    Zoot: Uhhhhh...

    Ailie: -playing Street Fighter II- Outside? What is this outside you speak of?

    Dr. Teeth: -laughs and then resumes fixing his keyboard-

    Sam: -patting down his non-existent hair-
    Perhaps I may join you, Miss Spamela?

    Spamela: On second thought... :I
    -takes a seat next to Zoot-

    Sam: >_>
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  5. The Count Moderator

    Thankful the electricity came back. Another typical stormy, muggy, summer day.
    *Waiting for the delivery monster to get through traffic so we can put groceries away and have some big burgers for late lunch/dinner.
  6. RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (exhausted after taking the kiddies to the vet for their vaccinations): 'Pin? What's my itinerary tomorrow?

    Cotterpin (designing buildings on the laptop): Uh, you wanted to install the other bathroom faucet ....

    Kelly (shakes head): No, takes too long ... especially the way I do it.

    Cotterpin: Beat Silent Hill 3 HD.

    Kelly: God DANG, that collection is awful. Whoever felt the need to butcher that needs to be smacked around by Valtiel. They were NOT overacted! They're PSYCHOTIC! You're SUPPOSED to sound freaky!

    Cotterpin: -_- Uh, yeah ... Anyway, you could wrap up Writer's Block.

    Kelly (idea bulb): Now there's a plan ....
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  7. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

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    HooHah for writing! Go for it Kelly! I will myself, later tonight, finally...

    Rhonda: You oughta do SOMETHING tonight. You slept all day.

    You cannot shame me. I am on vacation!

    :news: What are you writing, anyway? You're on the laptop for hours at a time.

    Ummmm...just a thing.

    :news: A thing?

    A thing.

    :news: All right...is it bigger than a breadbox?

    Rhonda: Why am I not surprised you remember what a breadbox looks like?

    :news: *scowl* Are you calling me old?

    Newsie...think of yourself as a, um, "classic" Muppet. Like Rowlf. Or Kermit.

    :news: *yelling* I AM NOT AS OLD AS ROWLF OR KERMIT!
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  8. The Count Moderator

    *Watches TV waiting to call up my friend, hoping he's got the visuals I asked for to get back to haunter work tomorrow.
    And you'll have to wait till next week for my July oneshot, as it commemorates a special date. :batty:
  9. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

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    Rhonda: Bastille Day?

    :news: Er...rats know about Bastille Day?

    Rhonda: Sure! Ya think humans were the only guys in French prisons? Hmf.

    *Still pondering BriWi as a Muppet*

    Rhonda: You are seriously WEIRD. You know that, right?
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  10. The Count Moderator

    BriWi? Oh, probably meant Brian Williams.
    And no, it's something that'll see a whole cast of Muppets though.
    *Hopes to read something good from fave authors.
  11. RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (on the nebulizer)

    Cotterpin (mails Newsmanfan): We're hoping to finish off that story sometime this week. What with pollution and stress and everything, Kel's not too keen on doing much of anything today.
  12. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

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    :news: What was that 'ding' sound? Did anyone else hear that?

    Rhonda: That was your email, Shill Gates.

    :news: Oh! Oh...er...um...

    Rhonda: Not used to the sound, huh? *smirks*

    :news: I'll have you know lots of people email me. I get tips about stories all the time!

    Rhonda: Uh huh.

    :news: Uh...just...just last year, I had an email from someone on the City Council, informing me of an important decision the Council made behind closed doors without consulting the general electorate!

    Newsie, really? That's cool that you have insider sources.

    Rhonda: Please. It was an order for sandwiches -- the dolt on the Council had the wrong email address.

    Um...oh.

    *silence a long moment*

    :news: But at least she HAD my email! She HAD heard of me!

    Rhonda: You will note I am not making any comparisons to Jack Sparrow here.
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  13. The Count Moderator

    What?! Are you, Rhonda, saying that food isn't important? *Shakes head, never thought I'd see the day.
    *Laughs at the Colbert Report repeat. Man, he's on a Muppet tear tonight. Using the clip of Billy Crystal from The Princess Bride for the almost death of the Pakistani president... Sicko penguins making out in the cold cannons of the arctic. :zany holds up a sign that shouldn't be flashed up on these forums. Jim Henson's Stoner Babies... And terrorist monster furniture, now there's a story :news: is familiar with. And he's even threatening to cut off diplomatic relations with Sweden to obtain their twitter throne. *Cries out, no! Don't put :hungry: out of work, he's proud of his Sweetish meatball heritage!
  14. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

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    :news: Colbert's doing Muppety things? *preens, smoothing down his cuffs and tie* Knew some of it would rub off when I chatted with him.

    Rhonda: I never said FOOD wasn't the important thing around here...

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  15. The Count Moderator

    *In :) voice: Oh good. Then maybe you'd want this apple pie cupcake from the club?
    UD: Yes, Mr. Colbert was quite droll earlier, on yesterday's show, we caught the encore apparition.
    BTW: Great chapter Kris, it left me grinning.
    :batty: Dark Night, oh-ho, that's 1, 1 chucklesome costume wariation.
    Now if I could figure out what to do about my spider problem.
    *Uncle D knocks and leaves a wrapped tin filled with flan at Apt 5 for Ru and her TMS primetime players.
  16. The Count Moderator

    Ah, the 4th of July. Looking forward to watching the hotdog eating competition we're hosting down at the Bat, Bolt & Skull later today.
    :batty: Yes, I'm just as excited to be part of the official talliers.
    UD: Don't forget the fireworks display you allowed :crazy: to set off tonight.
    Yep... So I can't think of a better way spending today than listening to my completed Muppet music album honoring all fifty states.

    Happy Independence Day to all manner of Muppets and their friends and fans out there! :jim:
  17. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Sam: -prepares a speech-
    Ah, Independence Day, a day in which--

    Ailie: Good morning U.S.AAAA!
    I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day!

    Sam: O_O

    Ailie: The sun in the sky has a smile on his face
    And he's shining a salute to the American race!

    Sam: ...

    Ailie: Oh boy, it's swell to say
    Good morning, U.S.A!

    All: Good morning, U.S.A!

    Sam: ...well...I don't disapprove of that.

    Zoot: ...?

    Spamela: -gasps-

    Dr. Teeth: Hey, that's a first! By the way, Happy Birthday, man!

    Spamela: -puts a red, white, and blue hat on the eagle's head-

    Sam: -stiffly- Thank you.
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  18. The Count Moderator

    *Sends Sam a reel of Colbert Report episodes in a flag wrapping paper.
    *Tries to get showered to go down to the club before the storm starts outside.
  19. DramaQueenMokey Well-Known Member

    Ellie: *carrying sparklers* Hey guys, happy...

    Bert: Ellie, those are lit sparklers! *runs to go and get a bucket of water*

    Susie: *equipped with supersoaker and puts out Ellie's sparklers* There, we're safe now!

    Bert: Good thinking Susie!

    Ellie: Susie! *throws out now dead sparklers* Anyway, fireworks later dudes!

    Ernie: *walks in, he's got a one-man-band contraption on and is wearing an Uncle Sam hat* Happy 4th of July everyone!

    Ellie: Woooo! Now this is a party!
  20. The Count Moderator

    Hey everybodddeeeee! If you want, we're having hotdogs and Cokes down at the club, so come if you be hungree!
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