Hensonville City 2011

Ellie: *braiding Susie's hair* Hey Bert, you wanna be next?

Bert: Ellie, I don't have enough hair to braid.

Ernie: Now you do buddy! *puts a long haired wig on Bert*

Bert: *he's being sarcastic* Great -_-

Susie: Thanks for braiding my hair Ellie, I wish I could braid someone's hair.

Ellie: Braid Bert's hair!

Susie: Only if he'll let me...

Bert: Go ahead Susie, you can braid the wig.

Susie: *starts to braid the wig Bert is wearing*

Cotterpin (scratches head): Henway? I think about 4 pounds.

Wrench (shakes head): Isn't that the name of the road the chicken crosses?

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I think that's actually Cluck Ave.

Sheesh...give it a rest!

Hey Newsie, Order or Chaos?

Excuse me?

My brother just sent me an article which states everyone is either an Order Muppet or a Chaos Muppet.

Rhonda: Oh come ON. Do you even have to ask??

I know. I just wanted HIM to consider the ramifications. He could use a little more chaos.

*glancing worriedly at ceiling* No thank you.
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Ailie: -dragging in a heavy sack- Erf...

Spamela: What's in there?

Ailie: Mail!

Spamela: Ooh! What did I get?

Ailie: Ummm... -peeks into the sack-
Zoot, Zoot, Zoot, Zoot--I dunno, Spam, I don't see any for you...

Spamela: But.... D:

Ailie: No, wait! Here's one!
-hands it to her-

Spamela: EEEE! -opens letter, reading it out loud-

'Dear Spamela,
You live with Zoot, right? Can you get me his autograph? I think he's really cuuute. Tee. Hee.
Thank you!'

Ailie: ...

Spamela: :<

Angie: Happy Birthday, Johnny! Sal! Bring in the cake! <3

Sal heaves in the cake, and Linda pops out

Johnny Fiama: *spazzes out* @_@

Angie: You're officially another year older, John!

Johnny Fiama: I'm not old. D:

Linda Mezzo: *strikes a voluptuous pose* Happy Birthday, Sugar-Daddy. ;D

Johnny Fiama: *faints*

Sal Minella: Didn't you pass your midlife crisis fifteen years ago? ._.

Johnny Fiama: ...

Link Hogthrob: *strides by* Hey! Wasn't it my Birthday not too long ago? >:C

Annie Sue: Aw, Link, I didn't forget. Remember? *kisses Link on the cheek*

Link Hogthrob: I almost forgot about my own Birthday, and now we're celebrating someone else's Birthday?!

Angie: Oh, yeah... Garfield the Cat's turning 34 today! <3

Johnny Fiama: *slowly gets up* Don't rub it in...

Johnny Fiama: *lounging on the couch* X_X No! I'm not another year older!...

Sal Minella: Johnny, relax! ^^; You got a present from Ed and his roommates. *gives Johnny his Birthday gift; a Tony Bennett record/CD*

Johnny Fiama: *takes his gift* Wow... I love it! <3 Please, do me a favor and address this Thank You card to Ed.

Sal Minella: No problem, John! *delivers the card to Apt. 1*

Dear Ed,

Thank you so kindly for the wonderful Tony Bennett CD. I will think of you every time I play it. Your generosity consistently amazes me. Thanks, again.

Sincerely,
Johnny Fiama

Angie: It was my pleasure, and an official Birthday coordinator? May I? 8D

Angie: Aw, thank you, Ed. And it's okay, I forgot about my Linky's Birthday last week. D: I'd be honored to keep track! *checks HV Birthday agenda* Well, we're done with the June babies after Johnny. July, we celebrate Sam the Eagle's Birthday on Independence Day-- followed by Bert's Birthday on July 26th.

Link Hogthrob: ...

Johnny Fiama: *nod, nod* Grazie, Ed. Again, thanks. ;D

Angie: Yes! I won't forget! 8D And, ooo, two Birthday cakes today?! =D

Johnny Fiama: Very nice to see you distribute again, Ed. The cake looks very delectable. Link will sure be very satisfied. Heh, heh... ;D

Sal Minella: Ha-cha-cha! I agree!

Johnny and Sal rolls in the cake to their apartment; Linda and Angie each grab one of Link's shoulders, and ushers him to where the surprise is being held. All of Link's roommates sing a special "Happy Birthday" to him...

Link Hogthrob: *sniffle, sniffle* This is all too surreal. :'D It's my Birthday, again. <3

Room 10: Happy Birthday to you...

Annie Sue (clad in a glittered bikini) makes her heart-racing cue, and jumps out of the cake; Link startles

Annie Sue: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINKY-POO! *lusciously kisses Link on the lips* <3

Link Hogthrob: *blushing madly* Aw, Annie Sue... *patting his tears*

Annie Sue: *giggling girlishly* Oh, Linky. ^w^

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Rhonda: There's CAKE? And we forgot birthdays? Aw, peoples. *digs through emergency stash of gift cards*

How do you do that, anyway?

Rhonda: Do what?

Eat so much and stay so thin.

Well, she can't be bulimic. Rats don't have a gag reflex.

*Rhonda, not looking up, pushes a button on a small remote control; a cream pie flings from the ceiling onto Newsie*
Rhonda: Guess again.

*glowers through Boston cream*

Um...if you two are done clowning...shall we go up and wish the crooner and the hog happy birthdays?

Rhonda: Which one's which again? Remind me.

You're so cruel.

Rhonda: You love me for it. Here...one gift card for the local leather-goods store for Johnny. One card for the local tanning salon for Link.

How did you even load a PIE in the ceiling? Upside-down??

Don't ask, amigo. Just don't ask.

Rhonda: Here. Allow me to demonstrate --

*bolts for bedroom*

*sigh* All right, all right, enough, rat. Let me grab some ice cream to go with all that cake, and let's go say our happys.
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Link Hogthrob, Annie Sue, Johnny Fiama and Linda Mezzo all return home from a Birthday double-date

Annie Sue: Yum! Juhl's sure make the best pizzas. 8D

Link Hogthrob: And those mirrors were so edible. My reflection was never so clear, despite the cheese stuck to the mirror-part. D:

Linda Mezzo: Um, Link, those edible mirrors were plates. -_-

Johnny Fiama: Edible mirrors? Hmm, for once, Link, you amuse me...

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*dropping off gift cards and ice cream for Johnny and Link*

Psst Sal...the yellow container has Chunky Monkey...
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Johnny Fiama: Leather Goods...

Link Hogthrob: Tanning Salon...

Johnny Fiama: Grazie, Kris. Grazie mille. <3

Link Hogthrob: My tan is handsomely too natural for a tanning bed, but it's a nice thought. Thank you so kindly, Kris.

Sal Minella: Hey, Johnny, look! Looky-look-look! There's a monkey on the ice cream logo! =D

Johnny Fiama: Cute. Cute, kid. -_-