Got a Package from Palisades Today!

[ElecMayhem]

No really, he's still laughing.
Oh no, he's laughing so hard he cannot breathe.
Oh no! Somebody get a paramedic. Keith is dying!

"Breathe Keith, breathe!! What's that, Greg? Yeah, I want a cookie... No. Chocolate chip... I don't want a freakin' oatmeal cookie... No. What do I look like to you, some kind of barn yard animal to you. Listen, just gimmed the d*** chocolate chip cookie so I can attend to Keith. He's dyin' here. No. Greg, c'mon give me the chocloate chip one. I'm telling Horn. You're going to get in big trouble when he gets ba-

"Oh great, now look what happened, Keith is dead. He laughed himself to death, and I could have saved him if you'd have just given me the d*** cookie like I asked, but no , you had to have all of the delicious chocolate chips for yourself. And now Keith is dead.

"No Greg, don't cry. It's alright. It's okay. I'm sorry I yelled at you. Here let's split the two cookies -- we each get half of the chocolate chip and half of the oatmeal. See, everything's okay. I mean, except that Keith is dead, but we'll get another one..."

Moral: Cookie are good.

 

[GLUE]

ummmmm cookie is good...whats wrong with Keith, he's just lying there!!! Keith! Keith! Man I aint playin this stupid game again! Thats it Travis lets go --- picks lunch cooler up, flicks off lights. In the distance you hear "Good night Keith" followed by the toot of a car horn...toot, toot!---- Keith continues to lie there......DEAD!

 

[towels]

It's been kind of a grim week at Palisades with Ken away...first the kitten, then the other thread, and now Keith, just to keep the rule of three intact.

 

[GLUE]

Yeah Kens our little ray of sunshine!

 

[towels]

Originally posted by GLUE
Yeah Kens our little ray of sunshine!

now one could make a comment about the sun shining off his head, but since he indicated he was okay with his hair loss, all the fun has gone out of it...

 

[beaker]

Ok...I think I just realized this was a joke complaint. Whew.
I have the reverse, I hate it when I cant track a UPS package, and have no confirmation. Ive had it up to hear with having to order from companies that use UPS. See my thread about UPS for that rant though.