1,000,000 Visitors

[Crazy Harry]

*graps a ladder-climbs up to the ceiling fan-ties a 20 oz. soda bottle to the fan-climbs back down-turns fan on*

Now let's see what happens.

 

[Zack the Dog]

OW! I got a grape in my eye.

oww, you got a little grape in your eye...boo hoo !
I GOT GRAPE FRUIT IN MY EYE! ouch!!!stinging very badly! oh my gosh! get me a vet! MY EYE!


zack)Rowlf the, runing outta "rowlf the" ideas...dog

 

[Fozzie Bear]

You could've said:

"Zack)Rowlf the, everything looks grape-fruity now, dog"

Hey, look at those sodas on the ceiling fan! That's an odd idea, but they're getting all bubbly inside cause the fan shakes and...
uh...UH...OH OH!! RUN!!!

*Soda fizz explodes from the lids of the bottles*

WHEE!! When the fizz goes in your ear, it tickles! Oh, I'm so sticky.

*Prepares to fling some jell-o molds, but decides his hands are too dirty to handle food, so he washes them THEN throws the jell-o.*

Chris! Catch!

 

[Crazy Harry]

*catches the jelleton*

Now what?

 

[Zack the Dog]

You could've said "Zack)Rowlf the, everything looks grape-fruity now, dog":

hey Foz, you wanna be my writer?i was kinda keeping it a secret, but i don't come up with my oun enddings, I pay a writer to do that for me, his name is Bark Beasly, i think he's getting old cause he hasn't really given me any new matteral lately, you wanna to take his place? i can pay ya....


zack)Rowlf the, do you want to insert words here for money? dog

 

[Super Scooter]

And, in honor of this special occasion...

A 1,000,000 MUFFIN PELTING!!!!!!!!

*watches as plan backfires and 1,000,000 muffins land on head*

That was a Muffin Newsflash!

: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

 

[BoyRaisin2]

You sick little man. You're an inspiration to all us other sick little men.

 

[sarah_yzma]

and us sick little women too!

Sarah

 

[oOoanimaloOo]

Thats because this is such a cool site

 

[Beauregard]

Splat, spotch, squelch.

Oh boy, this is getting outa' hand.

*Runs and gets another tray of food*

Throws the snadwiches one at a time up at the fan so they get sliced and spred in one shot.