ZootyCutie's Muppet Song Parodies

[Teheheman]

Ok, what song is THAT from?

Daniel

 

[ZootyCutie]

Ok, what song is THAT from?

Daniel

It's a parody of "White and Nerdy" by "Weird Al" Yancovich, which is itself a parody of Chamonirre's "Ridin'".

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

It's funny.

 

[ZootyCutie]

This goes to the tune of "Leatherwing Bat". I call it "Electric Band".

"I" said the bassist in the army green hat
"I'll tell to you the reason that
The reason that I play by night
Is because no one listens to the trash I write."

Refrain:
And the band begins to play
And the band begins to play
And the band begins to play
Towin' their instruments all the way

"I" said the band leader sittin' on a chair
"Once I courted a lady, fair.
She proved fickle and turned away
And ever since then all I do is play."

(Refrain)

"I" said the drummer sittin' on a stool of pearl
"Once I courted a pretty girl
She got scared and from me fled
And ever since then drums went to my head."

(Refrain)

"Like, I" said the little Valley Girl
"Like, I'll tell you how to win the world
Court it night and court it day
Never give it time to say o-neigh! Fer sure!"

(Refrain)

"I" said the saxman and away he walked
"If I were a young man I'd like to talk
If one were faithless and took no slack
I'd add the sax to my axe."

(Refrain)

Can you picture it high and low?

 

[ZootyCutie]

This goes to the tune of "My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder" by "Weird Al" Yancovich. I call it "My Baby's in Love With Kermit the Frog".

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw his figure in that Disney store
She says the way he'd scrunch his mouth is really cutie
She thinks he's so darn funny in "The Muppet Movie"
She likes his flippered hands and his ping-pong stare
Yeah, he's her very favorite puppet multi-millionaire

Well, my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog
She's all crazy 'bout that Kermit the Frog
Once she was mine, but now she's acting like that hog
'Cause my baby's in love with Kermit The Frog

Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so "blah"
I guess it really must stink to be a stuffed sock
What a pain in the butt to have a hand there
Spending all his time yelling and being a girl with fake hair
But my girl can't get enough of his happy demeanor
Like he's some big steak and I'm some kinda wiener

Well, my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog
She's got a thing for that Kermit the Frog
Tell me, what can he do that I can't hog
Now my baby's in love with
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog
Head over heels for that Kermit the Frog
I cant believe it, now she's making him a log
'Cause my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog

I knew we were headin' for disaster
When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster
Now she's got an unrequited adoratioon
For the crazy, stressed, barely funny
Spokesman for the Muppets Holding Company

Well, I don't eat frog legs and I don't wear flannel
And I don't boycott the Odessy channel
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can play at this kind of game
Yeah, well, let's just see how I will be the best
When I start stalking that guitarist, Janice

Well, my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog
She's all crazy 'bout that Kermit the Frog
Once she was mine but now she's just a hog
'Cause my baby's in love with
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog
Why'd she have to fall for that Kermit the Frog
If she wants to leave me, I guess she's a diva hog
'Cause my baby's in love with Kermit the Frog

 

[Pork]

Those songs are really cool.

 

[ZootyCutie]

*into microphone to nonexistent crowd* This song, I'd like to dedicate to my favorite Muppet. To the tune of 'Hey, Jude', this is 'Hey, Zoot'.


Hey, Zoot, you make me glad
Because your sax song makes me feel better
Remember, you're always in my heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Zoot, don't be afraid
You're bum note's getting better
The minute it get's under your skin
Then you will really get her.

And any time you feel the pain, hey, Zoot, refrain
Don't carry your words upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his age a little older


Hey, Zoot! Don't let me down
You have found me, now go and get me
Remember, to let me into your heart
Then you can start to see.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Zoot, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Zoot,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder

Hey, Zoot, you make me glad
Because your sax song makes me feel better
Remember, you're always in my heart
Then you can start to make it better

 

[ZootyCutie]

This one goes to the tune of "The Crulest Girl You'll Ever Meet" from the WarioWare games. I call it "The Toughest Pig You'll Ever Meet".

Who's the pig next door living in the royal mansion?
Better learn my name cause I am
PIG-GY!

She knows the highest piches
And she acts the saddest tales
You might be the next fan I seek

Don't let yourself be fooled by her beautiful demeanor
You should support the great
PIG-GY!

She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?

Kermit the Frog - You should love this hog!
Floyd Pepper - You better beware!
Annie Sue - Just see what I'll do to you!
HIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAH!
Oh no, I broke a nail!

She could rule the stage
And still not break a sweat
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest
PIG-GY!
You better watch yourself or she'll chop a punch on you.
I turned my mother into doggy food

I must refer to my co-stars
And yes its true
I don't have as many friends as you
But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends!
And if you say no you're toast...

Who's the pig next door living in the royal mansion?
You better learn my name cause I am
PIG-GY!
Just remember this when you see her on the street.
I'm the toughest pig you'll ever meet

 

[maniacal muppet]

OMG! AWESOMENESS! Keep it up. I love these...

 

[Gelfling Girl]

I know this thread hasn't been posted on for over a year, but THESE ARE SO AWESOME! My favorite is probably the... hmm... which one is my favorite? It's too hard to choose just one.

I actually tried writing my own song parodies involving the Muppets, but it isn't as good as these are. (and apparently I don't have too many fans of those songs, unlike you )