Zappa says Fraggle film will rock

[CoOKiE]

WHOA! Did Dil help you write that?

 

[Faylo]

WHOA! Did Dil help you write that?

HAHAHA!


"And also guest starring, The Pussycat Fraggles!"

 

[Super Scooter]

WHOA! Did Dil help you write that?

HA! funny.

No, I was just imagining the worst possible scenario for a Fraggle film.

But let's not start on that again.
***

And, here they are now, The Pussycat Fraggles!!!

Don't you wish you doozers were fun like me?
Don't you wish you doozers were raw like me?
Don'tcha?

.... ew.

 

[Kiki]

Heehee, keep it comin', keep it comin'!
But seriously, I really hope they don't 'modern-ise' (erm, is that a word?) the Fraggles to try and make them appealing for today's audience.

 

[Luke]

And, here they are now, The Pussycat Fraggles!!!

The Fraggles in bikinis, now THAT my friend would be oscar winning ... except for Travelling Matt. I think Zappa is just letting the Fraggle fans think they're getting this traditional Fraggle flick, then last minute he gets Eminem in to do the theme song and lets Scooter do a cameo with the lampshade on his head again.

 

[Super Scooter]

Yay! Scooter cage-dancing with Boober!

 

[Faylo]

FRAGGLE RAVE!

uh sts uh sts uh sts uh sts (Techno music)

 

[Super Scooter]

Boober: "Stop the madness!!!"

Gobo: "Come on, Boober, it's fun!"

*Boober, Gobo, Red, and Mokey join Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for a night at the clubs, while Wembley looks for the last open disco*

 

[Faylo]

Haha, this thread has been way past muffined.
BUT OH WELL

Boober: "Spare me!!!!"

 

[Super Scooter]

The Fraggle Five do a duet with the Jackson Five, all grown-up!!!!

... creepy.