This was the worst waste of two hours in the history of mankind, and the saddest introduction of the Muppets to a new generation of small kids they could ever have come up with.
Too much potty/body-part humor, lowest-common-denominator-humor, and current day reference humor, all of which says We just couldn't craft a real script here so why bother. Lazy, lazy writing. Insults the viewer and demeans the puppets.
Tambor looked as if he was choking to death on the bad script, I don't blame him.
Too much reference to Manolos, double-wides, J. Lo, on and on ad nauseum. This is a cardinal sin in screenwriting - when relied on excessively a film will never stand the test of time. They keep trying way too hard to be hip. And it bores.
Puppets in pieces, Kermit's disembodied head on the ground, grotesque melting, gee, great way to turn on the little ones to the Muppets, oh yeah.
Weirdly, Whitmire gave his best Kermit voicing ever in the worst Muppet production ever.
What a sad, sad piece of trash.