Your Thoughts: Miss Piggy on The View

[Beauregard]

Strong *I* may not be, but strong Piggy is and once I call her to pass on your little Big joke back there, strong you will not be either.

 

[theprawncracker]

Dead will I be if tell the pig that you do.

(...WHAT? )

 

[Beauregard]

Actually...I'm having second thoughts, and there's a chance she may lash out at me first as I'll be closest to her on the old string and tin-cans...

 

[theprawncracker]

Well... you are very lashable. Your eyelashes have always baffled me.

 

[Beauregard]

I pulled them from Carol Channing herself at fashion week. They can stop a girl at 40-paces.

 

[theprawncracker]

That's because they're so long they reach out 40 paces and knock the girl over!

 

[Beauregard]

And I thought they were all swooning out cold at my feet...You see where I get these communication errors?

 

[theprawncracker]

Yes, I think I've picked up on that now...

 

[Beauregard]

You flicked the pup at the cow?

 

[theprawncracker]

You ate a cup with your brow? My... that takes talent!