Kermit moments Friday
Kermit and Frank;
Kermit asks Frank if he's ever been to England. Frank says he's been to Europe three times, but never England. They start talking about the different countries. Kemit mentions that all human females want to be Muppet groupies. Frank begins paying Kermit compliments. Kermit asks if he them in a gay way (he really did say that). Frank explains that he jusy ment Kermit was a fun guy to be around.
Kermit and Jimmy talk about how Kermit is always typecasted. Kermit says that with Arnold in pollitics, there could be room in the action movie business.
Kermit's action movie (which has nothing to do with the Terminator);
Kermit walks into a bar with a leather jacket and shades. He asks for grasshoppers all around, and the bartender gives him a green drink. Kermit asks, "What's this? I asked for a GRASSHOPPER". A woman comes up and starts hitting on Kermit. The woman's boyfriend comes up and tries to pick a fight with Kermit. Kermit tries to talk his way out of it until the guy throws his shades to the ground and steps on them. That's when the violence starts.
Guy, "You think it's hard being green? Try being black and blue."
"I call this the Rainbow Connection." then gives him a hard left left, knocking a few teeth out.
Kermit wins the fight and takes the woman back to his 'pad'. Kermit playing his banjo and singing to the woman in a swamp.
"There's no better place for a romp, then in a swamp."
Kermit kisses the woman on the lips and turns into uncle Frank in a king's crown and robe. The woman runs away screaming.
Frank in Kermit's voice, "Happens everytime."
Jimmy give Kermit a pair of breifs. Kermit says he'll put them on durring the commercials, but Jimmy just puts them over his head. Kermit shakes them off his head and into his hand.
"I can't beleave I caught that."
Cousin Sal, "There's some long haired guy behind the couch touching Kermit." (I can't use his exact words)
"We just couldn't go the whole week without someone saying that."