You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[FrackleFan2012]

YMBAOMF if you say "Ah ah ah" after solving each Math problem in school.

YMBAOMF if you were a waiter singing "Granada" and dropping the customer's food while dancing.

 

[Mo Frackle]

YMBAOMF if, when you're teachers says "now, this is what we call...", and you feel like saying, "The Muppet Show".

 

[TheWeirdoGirl]

YMBAOMF if you imagine chickens on a well dressed moose.

 

[jgidley]

YMBAOMF if you imagine chickens on a well dressed moose.

Hi girls!

 

[Vincent L]

YMBAOMF if you think "wembling" should be an official word.
Or you use it so much you think it's official.

 

[dwmckim]

...if upon hearing Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" for the first time, the stomp-like percussion immediately brought to your mind images of Grover being trampled trying to explain the word "Walk"

...if a random set decoration in Todd Manning's office on General Hospital reminds you of the Food Muppet from Land of Gorch.

...when asking a librarian if they have a certain book in, you can't help also adding "and a box of cookies"

 

[cjd874]

You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if...

• you've memorized (and can sing) the lyrics to "Windmills of Your Mind"
• you know the birthdays of not only the SS characters, but their respective Muppeteers as well (e.g. Cookie Monster: November 2, Frank Oz: May 25)
• you try to catch fish by shouting "HEEEEERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!!!"
• you still sing or hum "Rubber Duckie" in the shower
• you have as more tracks by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem on your iPhone or laptop than by the majority of the other artists
• you ask people if they've heard of the Banana Sketch
• you say "Chicken Soup? What is this?" if you don't understand something

 

[dwmckim]

Your idea of sweet talk is "I like gooey peanut butter. You may not like gooey peanut butter. Still we like each other"

 

[Vincent L]

You think of Kermit every time you see a rainbow.

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

...you can't sing 'Twelve Days of Christmas' without adding 'Ba-dum-bum' after 'Five gold rings'.

...in your mind, Bob Cratchit will always be short and green.

...for you, Emmet Otter isn't just a Christmas special, it's a way of life.