You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[Hubert]

YMBAOMF if when you are asked to whisper sweet nothings into someone's ear, you say "motorcycle cop."

YMBAOMF if when you talk about a myth, then say "Myth! Myth!," you expect Carol Kane to come out of nowhere and say, "Yeth?"

YMBAOMF if when you think to yourself, "I'm lost," you immediately also think, "Have you tried Hare Krishna?"

YMBAOMF if you try to start a group performance of "Subway" at a subway station. Or at a Subway restaurant.

YMBAOMF if hearing the word phenomenon results in you singing Mahna Mahna.

YMBAOMF if when you see a sign for Dr. Pepper, you immediately think, "They have it mixed up. Dr. Teeth is the doctor. It should be Sgt. Pepper."

 

[Misskermie]

YMBAOMF If someone says "Forget You" and you cluck the rest of the song.

 

[Misskermie]

YMBAOMF If you hear about the Broadway musical "Newsies" and think,
"Cool! The Newsman's getting his own Broadway show!"

 

[tutter_fan]

YMBAOMF if you can't seem to understand why Newsie always gets hurt by some strange thing, like 10,000 ping pong balls, and one bowling ball!

 

[Hubert]

YMBAOMF if when someone says that they are going to hunt, you think they mean they are going to visit one of Richard Hunt's family members.

YMBAOMF if every time someone talks about "going green" you immediately think, "It won't be easy." You then perform a rendition of Bein' Green.

YMBAOMF if when someone says the have a green thumb, you ask them if they are related to Kermit.

YMBAOMF if prior to going to New York you transcribe TMTM, map out every place that any part of it was filmed in NY, and take a bunch of your friends wearing Muppet clothes to go and recreate the entire movie.

YMBAOMF if you get kicked out of Sardi's attempting to do the above.

YMBAOMF if you are able to get Joan Rivers to come along with you.

 

[Misskermie]

YMBAOMF If you plan on hustling Fozzie for the banana sketch.

 

[Misskermie]

YMBAOMF If you plan on hustling Fozzie for the banana sketch.

 

[Katzi428]

YMBAOMF If You hear the word "Naked" on a game show & think of speech on nudity & how he says "NAKED!" like it's a crime!

 

[Misskermie]

YMBAOMF If you keep trying to set your dog up with Rowlf

 

[Misskermie]

YMBAOMF If people who don't even know you, know that you love the Muppets.
(For me, that was like, 700 people!)