You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[tutter_fan]

Captain Alphabet? Who came up with that? Captain Vegetable is more obvious!

 

[Misskermie]

YMBAOMF If someone eats chicken, frog legs, or bacon in your presence, and you say, "You disgust Me."

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

YMBAOMF if your boyfriend goes: "We have a lot in common, but, we have lots of differences too. I guess opposites attract " and then you go: "OMG that reminded me of Paula Abdul singing Opposites Attract with the Muppets! Let me show you !" And then you put the video on his Facebook wall and type a funny little post in the box about yourself being a Muppet fan XD

YMBAOMF if you are planning to work out but ended up snack-cersing instead

YMBAOMF if you joked about marrying your Kermit&Miss Piggy build-a-bears and your friends took you seriously and you are all now planning a wedding between the two of them xD

 

[Bannanasketch]

YMBAOMF if you act like the Swedish chef while working in the kitchen.

YMBAOM(oopet)F if whenever something goes wrong, you say "What the Wocka?"

 

[PanthraDion]

YMBAOMF if you start to name mechanical objects after Muppets or Fraggles.

 

[tutter_fan]

YMBAOMF IF you laugh when UD says "I AM NOT A MOOPET!!!!"

 

[mo]

ymbaomf if you get a little too skeptical when someone says they are a muppet fan!

 

[dwmckim]

Whenever you see The Cure's video for Lovesong, you always automatically think Robert Smith is in Fraggle Rock and any minute he's going to be joined by Minstels.

 

[Powerstars]

YMBAOMF if, whenever you and your friends aren't allowed into a night club, you say "Guys. Muppet Man!"

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

YMBAOMF if you are going on a road trip and automatically break into 'Movin' Right Along'

YMBAOMF if you tell your dad that 'We don't need a map to get this show one the road' in regards to your road trip, and he says 'No but we will be using a GPS' and then you go on for at least 15 minutes about how the song does not go like that and he should have replied with the next verse

YMBAOMF if someone says something about calling the police bacon and you recite Dr. Teeth and Miss Piggy's conversation from TMM inregards to calling the po-lice p-i...(I wouldn't think of it!)

YMBAOMF if you want to suggest to your dad and his fiancee to play 'Somebodys Getting Married' at their wedding.