You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

cjd874

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Well, I haven't posted here for a while.
YMBAOMF if (Sesame edition 2):
  • you never take a bath without a flashlight, umbrella, and a bowling ball
  • when you're alone, you count yourself
  • your favorite books are about pigeons, oatmeal, and air
  • you stopped writing letters to Santa Claus due to your insatiable appetite
  • your pet rock p***es off your best friend
  • no one believed in your imaginary friend for fourteen years
  • you've had more jobs than Grover. Bonus points if you've been working for as long as Grover has been, too!
 

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You and another teenage girl talk about middle-aged puppeteers like we're talking about hot teen boys :big_grin:DDDDDDDD (c'mon they're pretty handsome)
 

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You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

...a friend compares you to one of the muppets (Rizzo, in my case) and you start screaming from glee.
...you can recognize all the voices in the movies and can even spot the puppeteer's cameos in the films.
...you scare people when you talk about Jim Henson because you're "too intense".
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
 

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Yea for Magic portals to another world.


That's always the best.
If you've recently been checking your closet for Fraggle holes (and in my case, a lantern post)- you might be an obsessed Muppet fan. (In my case, it was also an obsessed Chronicles of Narnia fan):smile:
I used to check for Narnia in my cousin's closet all the time (IT WAS SO BIG)
 

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YMBAOMF if...

when Lady Gaga's "Gypsy" starts playing in Rue 21, you excitedly say to your friend, "Ohmygod! Kermit sang this song with Lady Gaga!" and proceed to sing Kermit's part, while your friend stands there and pretends she cares. Yes, that really happened to me.

I always say, "you were born in the wrong decade if...",
- Your celebrity crush is at least 40 years old
- You can name every Judy Garland + Mickey Rooney film ever made
- You know how to use a switchboard to connect telephones
- Your parents' friends are impressed that you like the Rolling Stones, Journey, and the Steve Miller Band
- You know what the Charleston is and can do it easily
- Your favorite TV shows are off the air
- When your parents describe you, the term "old soul" is among the first words they say
- You don't confuse Labyrinth with Pan's Labyrinth
- You know that the song "Ice Ice Baby" stole its signature beat from "Under Pressure"
- You know who voiced Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio (Cliff Edwards)
 
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