You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[CBPuppets]

I Did that Once, I Called a Politoed Kermit in My Crystal Version, I called a Slowbro Pepe in my Leaf Green, and I called Torchic Camilla in My Emerald or Ruby Version.(you know Gonzo's Girlfriend).

 

[MrsWembly]

Oh...these are beyond great!

Let me give it a try....

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if

• You stop at a red light and your car stereo is playing “Can You Picture That” louder than the guy’s rap music next to you.

• You have a pet chicken named Camilla and a dog named Sprocket

• You know all your co-worker’s favorite muppet

• You struggle through a crowd of little kids to get the front row of Sesame Street Live (and you have no kids)

• You have a 1972 poster of Steve Whitmire topless above your bed

• You start yelling at the toy store manager for not carrying any muppet dolls except Elmo

• When someone asks you if you read the bible you reply, “Yes, I read ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN AND OTHER THINGS TO CONSIDER everyday.”

• When you call in sick at work the day Fraggle Rock Season 2 comes out

• You name your first born son Gonzo.

• Whenever you pass the rolls to a family member at Thanksgiving, you always say “HAVE A POP OVER FROGGY”

• You try and make a musical instrument out of an old washtub

• You try to redo some of Doc’s inventions like sewing a button on a fried egg

• You drive a rainbow colored Studebaker

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Nice list. And where would one...get said Steve poster? ;-)

 

[theprawncracker]

MrsWembly what an awesome list!! I loved it! Very funny!

 

[Kiki]

Grouse list, MrsWembely! Wow!
Don't laugh I tried to sew a button onto an egg after watching that FR ep, lol.
That Stevie poster sounds rather yummy as well. Growwwwwl.

 

[MrsWembly]

That Stevie poster sounds rather yummy as well. Growwwwwl.

I wish I had one

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Hate to burst your bubble, but you know Steve was about 13 at the time...

 

[wes]

...If you have had your puppets call muppets (and had to correct them)

...If you had a puppet out and some one ask you if thats kermit

...If you your whole family know about everything muppets and Jim Henson just by living with you.

...If you went to a muppet audition just in hopes that you got to touch a muppet

Here's some

 

[CBPuppets]

-If you always wanted to Meet a Muppeteer.
-if you Develop a crush on one of the Characters.
-if you compare animals to the Muppets (Ex. Frog-Kermit, Robin, Bear-Fozzie, Etc.)

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

And who would that be, MuppetNewsgirl?

Geez, Marianne, where have you been all this time?

But all right, it's the curly-haired boy from the Bronx. And my choice of smilie up there should give you another hint.