You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[bingboingcutie]

YMBAOMF if someone mentions May and your first thought is: OMG May 9th is Kermit's birthday!

It is??

I have an obsessed muppet-fan birthday party to plan four months in advance!!!

YMBAOMF if you wear Kermit Boxer shorts under your pants so if someone asks you "Are you an obsessed muppet fan?" you can rip off your pants and sing the TMS theme in a spike-milligan-esque manner.

YMBAOMF if you have created a Kermit shrine out of lemon juice and soda crackers to which you pray every day (see Muppets Tonight!; I believe it's the dennis quaid episode)

 

[Puckrox]

YMBAOMF if you've taped every single one of your The Muppets movie tickets to your bedroom wall for all the world (erm, or at least your roommates) to see.

 

[bingboingcutie]

YMBAOMF if you go to the doctors and a nurse's name tag says 'Nurse Vogel' and your first thought is: OMG VOGEL, LIKE MATT VOGEL!

You're sooo lucky!!!

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

It is??

Yes it is, May 9th

 

[bingboingcutie]

Yes it is, May 9th

Man, I've never heard that before. I get all my info on birthdays from past Sesame Street Magazine calendars.

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Man, I've never heard that before. I get all my info on birthdays from past Sesame Street Magazine calendars.

I got that from MuppetWiki and their evidence of it is pretty darn solid!

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

YMBAOMF if you have your Muppet DVDs organized in chronological order and when someone moves one of them you flip out on this person and go on about how: "THEY GO IN AN ORDER!"

 

[Ozymandias]

YMBAOMF if you walk into the grocery store to run some errands, walk by the produce section, spot a certain fruit that reminds you of a certain brainy, bald, bespectacled Muppet, and this happens:

I regret nothing. P.S. Those are my real glasses, btw.

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

...if your Muppet iTunes playlist also includes the likes of Stan Freberg, Rosemary Clooney and Ken Nordine.

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

If you listen to songs that you normally don't like, because the Muppets sing them.