You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[GarlicGuy]

If you and your husband/wife do the Galley-Oh-Hoop-Hoop...

 

[MeepMeepBork]

...you track down 1981 car prices and, using the Oldsmobile priced roast beef as a guide, develop a whole menu for the Dubonnet Club.

(I'll letcha see it when I'm done. )

Ha! That's hilarious! Please post it when you're done!

Instead of using a traditional fishing pole, you try to catch fish by yelling, "HEEEEEEERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!"

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

...if you are livid that the IMDB has a poll asking your favorite variety show and didn't include 'The Muppet Show' (then you go and vote for 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' because of its ties to the Muppets).

 

[GonzoLeaper]

If you think this band you came across today (Carolina Story - http://www.carolinastory.com/) is awesome because their new album is called "When The River Met the Sea".

(Obviously, it must have been inspired by "Emmett Otter's Jug-Band Christmas", right?)

 

[Gelfling Girl]

You named your kids after Muppeteers.

 

[MeepMeepBork]

You named your kids after Muppeteers.

Y'know, I was just thinking the other day that if I ever had a son, chances are I would name him James Henson. Hopefully my husband will be as much of a Muppet fan as I am.

 

[APRena]

Y'know, I was just thinking the other day that if I ever had a son, chances are I would name him James Henson. Hopefully my husband will be as much of a Muppet fan as I am.

You mean Henson as a middle name or is your last name coincidentally Henson (lucky you)? I like the name Richard anyway, so I might if I ever have a son.

 

[MeepMeepBork]

Henson as a middle name. Somehow I doubt I'll get that lucky...

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

When you work as a Production Assistant of any kind you tell people you prefer to be called a gofer cuz that's what Scooter is.

 

[beakerboy12]

When you work as a Production Assistant of any kind you tell people you prefer to be called a gofer cuz that's what Scooter is.

And you call your boss, "Chief"