Opening acts... I mean, do we even really need 'em? They say the opening act is the act that warms the audience up... why, exactly, do we need to be warmed up? Are we getting ready for some intense exercize regimens or something? They also say that opening acts are there to get the audience excited for the main act... what, we're not already excited to see the main act? I mean, would I even be there in the first place if I wasn't excited about seeing the main act? If anything, the opening act does the exact opposite, I'm NOT warmed up, OR getting excited whenever the opening act is on stage... in fact, after the first two or three songs, I'm screaming in the back of my mind, "GET THE FROG OFF THE STAGE ALREADY! I DIDN'T PAY TO HEAR YOUR SONGS THAT NOBODY'S EVER HEARD OF OR ARE INTERESTED IT, I'M HERE FOR SO-AND-SO! BRING 'EM OUT ALREADY!"
I went to the Earth, Wind & Fire Now, Then & Forever concert last night, and for once, the show cut right to the chase, no opening acts or anything, they came out on time, and played the whole time, which was great... but everyone else I see, there's always that half-hour where some random guys come out and do their own thing and plug their CDs that they're selling in the lobby after the show... then there's another ten or fifteen minutes after their act before the main attraction FINALLY steps out. As much as I like Bob Newhart, I was disappointed when he came to town earlier this year: not only was there the inevitable opening act, but it's like Newhart's own act seemed really short and quick, and I left wanting more.
Really, the only time I ever really got interested/invested in an opening act was when I saw Jerry Seinfeld back in 2009, because Mark Schiff was the opening act, and I was like, "Mark Schiff? The guy who did the voice of Little Dog on 2 STUPID DOGS?!" And Schiff really does sound a lot like Little Dog... and his riffs were genuinely funny. That's only time I enjoyed an opening act, other than that, I say get rid of 'em.