You cast the Muppets...

[Beauregard]

NExt:

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Captain Picard: Kermit
Data: Bunsen
William Riker: Sam Eagle
Deana Troi: Janice
Bevely Crusher (carefull with this one, guys, I've had a crush on her sinec forever): Annie Sue
Worf: Rowlf
Geordi LaForge: Fozzie

Eeeew! I will have to hurt you for castign Annie Sue as Crusher.....(Just kidding, of course)

 

[HPDJ]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Professor Snape: Crazy Harry
Professor Lupin: Grover
Sirius Black: Gonzo
Albus Dumbledore: Sam Eagle
Professor McGonagall: Janice
Hagrid: The Count
Malfoy: Rizzo
Dudley Dursley: Robin
Petunia Dursley: Jill Frog
Vernon Dursley: Bill Frog
Marge: Mamma Fiama

Die Another Day

Bond:
Jinx:
Zao:
Graves:
Frost:
M:
Q:
Moneypenny:
Tannen (M's assistant):

 

[Docnzhoss]

Eeeew! I will have to hurt you for castign Annie Sue as Crusher.....(Just kidding, of course)

I know you're kidding...but I would like to know who you had in mind for that role.

 

[HPDJ]

Bump!

 

[Beauregard]

Die Another Day

Bond: Gonzo
Jinx: Spamila Hamderson
Zao: Fozzie (Wha...?)
Graves: Sam the American Eagle
Frost: Miss Piggy
M: Dr Teeth
Q: Bunsen and Beaker
Moneypenny: Janice
Tannen (M's assistant): Floyd

Rebecca

The Girl:
Maxim:
Mrs Danvers:
Frith:
Frank:
Rebecca:
Rebecca's Cousen:

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

i'm bumping Rebecca's Girl since it has stalled the proceddings

NEXT:
SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
Andy Dufresne
Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding
Warden Norton
Heywood
Captain Hadley
Tommy
Bogs Diamond
Jake Brooks Hatlen

 

[HPDJ]

SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
Andy Dufresne-
Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding-
Warden Norton-
Heywood-Pepe
Captain Hadley-Animal
Tommy-Sam the Eagle
Bogs Diamond-Bunsen
Jake Brooks Hatlen-Scooter

NEW: THE SIMPSONS
Homer-
Marge-
Bart-
Lisa-
Selma-
Patty-
Grandpa-
Apu-
Barney-
Moe-
Rev. Lovejoy-
Helen Lovejoy-
Lenny-
Carl-
Smithers
Mr. Butns-

 

[That Announcer]

NEW: THE SIMPSONS
Homer- Beauregard
Marge- Mildred Huxetter
Bart- Pepe
Lisa- Annie Sue Pig
Selma- Statler
Patty- Waldorf (these two will be changed to, I dunno, Marge's brothers Bob and Carl)
Grandpa- Pops
Apu- Marvin Suggs
Barney- Link Hogthrob
Moe- Gonzo
Rev. Lovejoy- Floyd
Helen Lovejoy- Janice
Lenny- Zoot
Carl- Dr. Teeth
Smithers- Scooter
Mr. Burns- JP Grosse (I managed to make it through the whole thing without casting Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie or Animal!)

 

[HPDJ]

Next film, Announcer!

 

[That Announcer]

Whoa, sorry about that! I'm-a doing this simultaneously while studying my English for my next exam, so it's like, "OK. Pepe. Nouns. Dr. Teeth. Direct objects." It can get confusing, believe me!

"The Phantom of the Opera"

Phantom-
Christine-
Raoul-
Firmin-
Andre-
Carlotta-
Piangi-
Madame Giry-
Meg Giry-
Joseph Buquet-
Lynch Mob-
Reyer-
The Auctioneer-

or, if you prefer, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

Arthur Dent-
Trillian-
Ford Prefect-
Zaphod Beeblebrox-
Vogons-
Marvin the Robot-
Slartibartfast-
Humma Kavula-
The Whale-