You cast the Muppets...

[ZootyCutie]

Here's my choices for Scrubs.

JD: Kermit
Elliot: Janice
Turk: Rizzo
Dr. Cox: Pepe
Dr. Kelso: Rowlf
Carla: Miss Piggy
Janitor: Sweetums
Todd: Link Hogthrob
Ted: Beaker


I pick Homestar Runner.

Homestar (Kind, but stupid athelete)
Strong Bad (Egomaniac wrestleman)
Marzipan (Homestar's hippie girlfriend)
Strong Sad (Depressed Elephant-footed young adult)
Strong Mad (Loud, yet loveable giant wrestler)
The Cheat (Little yellow animal with his own language)
Bubs (Shady con-man who owns a concession stand)
Coach Z (Weird Midwestern coach)
Pom Pom (Cool dude who's the ladies' choice)
Homsar (Short midget Homestar that blurts random thoughts)
The King of Town (Gluttonus king)
The Poopsmith (Silent poop-shoveler)

 

[peyjenk]

Okay, I don't even have the foggiest idea what Homestar Runner is, but I wanted to get in on the game, so let's see what I can come up with using Zooty's character descriptions:

Homestar: Link Hogthrob
Strong Bad: Gonzo
Marzipan: Janice
Strong Sad: Bobo
Strong Mad: Sweetums
The Cheat: Little Bird (SS)
Bubs: Scooter
Coach Z: Fozzie
Pom Pom: Floyd
Homsar: Strangepork
The King of Town: Rowlf
The Poopsmith: Beau

Next... Harry Potter...

Harry Potter (young boy wizard with anger issues and a good heart)
Hermione Granger (know-it-all best friend of said wizard)
Ron Weasley (tall, skinny not-as-bright other best friend)
Hagrid (half-giant, loves monsters)
Albus Dumbledore (kind, quirky headmaster)
Professor McGonagall (strict, no-nonsense [female] teacher)
Professor Snape (acidic, venemous, greasy teacher)
Lord Voldemort (serpentine villain who has ripped his soul into numerous pieces and hidden them across the world)
Professor Trelawney (goofy fortune-teller, rather gypsy-ish)
Sirius Black (falsely convicted of murder, he can turn into a dog)
Remus Lupin (werewolf with the cares of the world on his shoulders)
Mrs. Weasley (Ron's mum, a round, bustling woman)
Mr. Weasley (Ron's dad, skinny and balding)

 

[ZootyCutie]

Harry Potter: Scooter
Hermione Granger: Annie Sue
Ron Weasley: Gonzo
Hagrid: Sweetums
Albus Dumbledore: Rowlf
Professor McGonagall: Mildred Huxhetter
Professor Snape: Bad Polly
Lord Voldemort: Uncle Deadly
Professor Trelawney: Janice
Sirius Black: Dr. Teeth
Remus Lupin: Animal
Mrs. Weasley: Miss Piggy
Mr. Weasley: Zoot

Next, Class of 3000.

Sunny Bridges (Famous musician that's retired to a music teacher)
Lil' D (Kid who belives Sunny to be his idol)
Tamika (Tough girl)
Kam (Serious boy of the Chin twins)
Kim (Creative girl of the Chin twins)
Philly Phil (technological genius)
Eddie (Rich, yet selfless boy)
Madison (Extremely optimistic flower-child)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Sunny: Clifford
Lil' D: Robin
Tamika: Miss Piggy (I somewhat disagree)
Kam: Scooter
Kim: Skeeter
Phil: Beaker
Eddie: Sweetums
Madison: Annie-Sue

 

[ZootyCutie]

Um, I guess I'll post up the next show...


Hannah Montana

Miley/Hannah (Girl who lives a double life as a pop princess)
Lilly (Miley's female friend who has a crazy side to her)
Oliver (Miley's male friend, slightly more serious, yet still crazy)
Robby Ray (Miley's dad, used to be a country singer)
Jackson (Miley's older brother, annoys her to no end)
Rico (Little boy who's the son of the owner of the shack Jackson works in)

 

[Gonzo14]

Hannah Montana

Miley/Hannah: Piggy
Lilly: Janice
Oliver: Kermit
Robby Ray: Floyd
Jackson: Link Hogthrob
Rico: Pepe

Next:24 (Seasons 1-3, i had to break it up since there's too many characters)

Jack Bauer (Government Agent/Hero)
Teri Bauer (Jack's Wife)
Kim Bauer (Jack's Daughter)
George Mason (Tough Guy Boss)
Tony Almeida (Jack's Friend/Agent)
Michelle (Agent/Tony's Wife)
Ryan Chappelle (Annoying Boss)
President Palmer (Great President)
Sherry Palmer (Palmer's scheming wife)
Chase Edmunds (Jack's Parter/Kim's Boyfriend)

 

[ZootyCutie]

Jack Bauer:Kermit
Teri Bauer:Miss Piggy
Kim Bauer:Annie Sue
George Mason:Sam the Eagle
Tony Almeida:Gonzo
Michelle:Camilla
Ryan Chappelleepe
President Palmer:Floyd
Sherry Palmer:Janice
Chase Edmunds: Scooter

Next Hairspray (2007 movie)

Tracy (Main character, slightly plump teenage girl)
Penny (Tracy's friend)
Corny Colins (TV show host)
Prudy (Penny's strict and religious mother)
Velma Von Tussle (Studio manager, main villan)
Edna (Tracy's mom, though has to be played by a male)
Wilbur (Tracy's dad, runs a joke shop)
Link (Tracy's love interest, kind, smart, and handsome)
Amber (Velma's daughter, just as villanous)
Seaweed (Penny's love interest, African American)
Motormouth Maybelle (Seaweed's mother)

 

[peyjenk]

Tracy: Annie Sue
Penny: Prairie Dawn
Corny Colins: Kermit
Prudy: Mildred Huxtetter
Velma Von Tussle: Miss Piggy
Edna: Rowlf
Wilbur: Gonzo
Link: Scooter
Amber: Spamela Hamderson
Seaweed: Roosevelt Franklin
Motormouth Maybelle: Big Mamma

Next... West Side Story

Tony (ex-gang member, who has gone straight)
Maria (sister of the rival gang's leader, Tony's love interest)
Riff (Tony's best friend, current leader of the Jets)
Anita (Maria's sharp-tongued best friend)
Bernardo (Maria's brother, Anita's boyfriend, no-nonsense and potentially violent leader of the Sharks)
Doc (kindhearted shop owner who hates seeing the kids tear each other up)

 

[ZootyCutie]

Tony: Kermit
Maria:Miss Piggy
Riff: Gonzo
Anita: Janice
Bernardo: Link Hogthrob
Doc: Rowlf


Next, Pucca

Pucca (Girl who has a one sided love on Garu)
Garu (Young ninja that Pucca has a huge crush on)
Ching (Pucca's female friend who knows how to use swords)
Abyo (Garu's male friend, constantly rips his shirt off)
Won (Ching's pet chicken)
Tobe (Garu's nemisis, though he always gets defeated)
Ho (Chef)
Uncle Dumpling (Chef)
Linguini (Chef)
Dada (Hapless dishwasher)
Master Soo (Diety-like ruler)
Ssoso (Child Monk)
Chief (Female Leader of Vagobonds)
Clown (Clown that can't laugh)
Shaman (Bungling Magician and Chief's right hand man)

 

[ZootyCutie]

So we don't lose this game, I'll respond to mine.

Pucca: Miss Piggy
Garu: Kermit
Ching: Janice
Abyo: Floyd
Won: Camilla
Tobe: Gonzo
Ho: The Swedish Chef
Uncle Dumpling: Pepe
Linguini: Seymore
Dada: Beaker
Master Soo: Rowlf
Ssoso: Scooter
Chief: Annie Sue
Clown: Fozzie
Shaman: Zoot


Next: Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island

Coconut Fred (Boundless ball of optimism that has the power to make his thoughts come true)
Slip and Slide D'Peel (Idiot twin banana brothers)
Bingo Cherry (Small and timid little boy)
Mr. Greenrind (Serious activity planner of the island)
Wedgie (Cross castaway lemon)
Bunga Berry (Wild and savage strawberry)
Slurpy (Fruit bat that want's to eat the islanders)
Butchy (Bully crab apple)