Okay....well, my Easter was filled with dapper, well dressed, rabbits that layed colorful eggs filled with gifts, candy & best of all money, all over a grassy area. Cute little fuzzy yellow chicks that tasted sweet & fluffy, some of chocolate, not crunchy & gross & like chicken. baskets full of magnificent gifts and such left by, apparently, Santa Clause's cousin or some sort of relation, The Easter Bunny. I think the fluffy chicks layed the jelly beans. I could be wrong. just a theory, like bigfoot & chupacabra.
This being America... would you be able to sue Santa Clause for breaking and entering? I'm thinking yes.... if caught & detained, that is. And charge that sticky fingered Tooth Fairy with petty larceny? No, that one will leave something in trade. not the same. The Easter Bunny could be charged with vadelism & trespassing. just a few thoughts of a twisted mind.