Why do birds...

[Beauregard]

Pass the salt.

I regually do, several times a day in fact, oh you mean, that kind of pass.

So, going back to the subject of birds and eating them, would you eat the feathered or the feminine variety first?

 

[Super Scooter]

What if the femenine one had been tarred and feathered?

 

[Lu775]

I don't know.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime, you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you!

 

[jellyman kelly]

"....cause i like birds. if your small and on a search, ive got a feeder for you to perch on......"

 

[Beauregard]

Birds, wowo what a word. So many meanings, well, two.

Let us think about the first kind of birds: Feathers, scaly legs, hard beaks, talons...

So what is it that conects Birds with 'birds', the female variety?

 

[Manda:-D]

Coddleston, codleston, coddleston pie
A fly can't bird but a bird can fly...

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

Coddleston, codleston, coddleston pie
A fly can't bird but a bird can fly...

Erin

 

[jellyman kelly]

i thought people only referred to chicks as birds in australia and the UK...hey, wait, theres the missing link! its chicks that connect birds to birds!

So, going back to the subject of birds and eating them, would you eat the feathered or the feminine variety first?

i dont think your allowed to ask that....are you? *giggles*

 

[Convincing John]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime, you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you!

I have to follow that with Fozzie's line from the Connie Stevens episode:

"Awwwahhhhh---awwwawawahhhhhh----Close tuh youuuuuu!"
Wouldn't it be just hilarious if Fozzie "suddenly appeared" at somebody's wedding reception singing this?

Convincing John

 

[Super Scooter]

Coddleston, codleston, coddleston pie
A fly can't bird but a bird can fly...

Nothing better than a Winnie the Pooh/Muppet crossover!

Of course, The King's Breakfest (from the episode with Twiggy) was written by AA Milne. I love that poem. that and Edward Bear.

"... but I do like a little bit of butter for my bread."