Well...
I'm Carburetor Jane because Carburetor Jones is my favorite Muppet who never exactly made it off the paper.
My other favorite one is The Cat. But I decided not to use that one. I dont talk in 'jazz lingo' very often anyway.
I changed Jones to Jane because I've always liked that name, even if it's not really mine, and well, in other boards most people think I'm a guy cuz my names dont really give much of a lead.
Also Carburetor Jones holds a likeness to Scooter, who's another one of my favorite characters.
And I was supposed to get my permit about...3 monthes ago... But I'm still waiting for Mom to find the time.