"WHOAH!" - What Surprised You Today Thread?

[LittleJerry92]

Fortune cookies are fake news.

 

[Froggy Fool]

Mmm.

 

[D'Snowth]

You just aren't trying, Snowth! God helps those who help themselves.

Well, those who tip cows themselves anyway, and I've yet to tip a cow . . . maybe that's my problem?

 

[LittleJerry92]

Well, you can always tip it over and then turn it into a processed cheeseburger at McDonald's.

 

[Old Thunder]

Mmmm, steamed processed hams.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

The news about Jeff Franklin.

 

[BlakeConor14]

Llorente scored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BlakeConor14]

LLORENTE SCORED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BlakeConor14]

LLORENTE HATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOH MY GODDDDDDD

 

[Old Thunder]

I know someone who accidentally killed their cat with a ninja star.