"WHOAH!" - What Surprised You Today Thread?

[LittleJerry92]

Well then....

 

[LittleJerry92]

No, get it right Jerry, it's Popeye's.

Oh no, I'm so sowwy.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Saw a cop entering my neighborhood when I was going for a walk.

 

[D'Snowth]

Didn't you say somebody recently called the cops on you for sitting around in a park full of little kids?

 

[LittleJerry92]

That was last February and that was in another town close to mine.

Thankfully the cops were friendly and I just did as they cooperated (id, number, blah blah). But ugh, I was really embarrassed and angry that day.

Like, the only reason I sat there is cause I wanted to sit on an actual bench while reading my Naruto manga, but of course, parents have to assume I'm some creepy pedophile that wants to molest their children.

 

[D'Snowth]

I know what you mean. I mean, was it really necessary that Miss Miller file a restraining order against me and have me monitored at all times because I may have said or done something in the presence of Jeanette?

 

[LittleJerry92]

When did THIS happen????

 

[D'Snowth]

Well, it . . . wait . . . did I say that out loud?

 

[LittleJerry92]

Yup.

 

[D'Snowth]

Uh, well, uh . . . say, isn't that Coco Bandicoot back there dying her hair blue? *Takes off*