Who are the top 5 posters?

[D'Snowth]

Note to self: never try to imitate Dracula in text.

 

[Beauregard]

Not to self: Never try to read D'Snowth's posts while drinking tea and risk of laughing and recycling tea through nostral area.

 

[D'Snowth]

Not to self: Never try to read D'Snowth's posts while drinking tea and risk of laughing and recycling tea through nostral area.

Eww!

 

[The Count]

Hey! Posted by Snowthcompoop... "I hath only begun to fright!" That's my line!
Seriously D'Snowths... I'm saying this cause you're a friend. What's more important to you: remaining as a guy that's well-respected around here and get to 10000 eventually with good posts? or posting these little posts with only a few words in each to "cheat" your way to the title and jerk off a bunch of people who would then avoid you?
Weigh your options carefully young Snowth... Lest you fall into the pit with countless other nameless souls.

 

[MrsPepper]

62 scoops of ice cream?!

Surely you need help eating it all....and I know who can volunteer

Oh you can definately help me All are welcome to my ice-cream of doom!

 

[The Count]

... Ice cream of doom? Pish-posh Peppery Spice... Unless, of course, the Reaper's got your doom down in his book by that method... Fright next to Whacko Warner's name listed as dying after consuming his 501st consecutive Swedish meatball.

 

[MrsPepper]

Naw, I just borrowed Mr. Doom's recipe for ice-cream, but I prefer Pepper's Paprika Surprise myself. Guess what the surprise is???

 

[D'Snowth]

The same crap Beauregard forces us to eat on a daily basis for the past four years?

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Poisionous rocky road?

 

[The Count]

... Certainly hope that's not it. Would hate to have a wonderful new flavor ruined by the janitor's culinary coteur.