"You scored as Bert.
Your (sic) bert!! You live with Ernie and Ernie is constantly bugging you."
Somehow this does not surprise me; I see eye to eye with Bert on a lot of things. I had a few annoying roommates in college who made Ernie look like a saint in comparison.
Not only did I not get Elmo as my assigned result, but Elmo was near the bottom of the list of results, with a score of only 17%. Only Zoe scored lower than Elmo, with 0%.