50 Shades of Gray should be burned for being cheap slash fan fiction. That's what it is, they don't even hide it... it's basically a Twilight fan fic (no wonder Anne Rice has a ban on fan works on Fan fiction sites, Archie comics for that matter) that's even more subpar than it's inspiration.
I'm NO Twilight fan by any means, and my love of cheesy vampires (Count Chocula, Count Duckula, Groovie Goolies, and Osamu Tezuka's Don Dracula) makes me hate it to the core... but where are Stephany Meyer's lawyers?
Come to think of it, when they were doing all those terrible Harry potter Knockoffs, where were their lawyers?