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Chapter 22
Exhaustion
Kermit got home to find both Janice and Miss Piggy collapsed on the couch.
“Hi Piggy Hi Janice,” Kermit said.
“Hi Kermit,” Janice said
Piggy got up and kissed him, “Hi dear we are having a no sleep day.” She said, Kermit laughed “They’re asleep right now.” He said
“I wasn’t talking about the babies.” Piggy said
Kermit smiled and hugged her. “Maybe I should like head home,” Janice said,
“Feel free to stay Janice we could help eachother out no one’s getting any sleep anyways.” Piggy said.
“Are you sure?” Janice asked.
“Of course Janice,” Kermit said,
Janice smiled and was going to sit back down when Lily started to cry.
Janice got up and walked back over to the playpen and picked her up. “Apparently none of us are getting sleep.” Kermit said, Janice sighed and rocked Lily back and forth.
Kermit kissed Piggy again and headed to his office Piggy sat back down and watched Janice rock Lily to sleep.
“I’m going to be crazy by the time she’s five,” Janice said laying her down.
“I’ll be crazy by the time they’re two.” Piggy replied with a laugh.
“Teeth must I repeat that you are an Idiot?” Floyd said once he was off the bus and looking around.
“If you do I’ll leave you here.” Teeth replied.
“Where is here? Where are we?” Floyd said sharply spinning in a circle and gesturing to the area around him. They were somewhere in the mountains.
“Teeth you’re lost and we’re going home!” Floyd yelled getting on the bus.
Teeth sighed and nodded, “Okay I admit it we’re lost but I also don’t know where we are so it could take us longer than I thought to get home.” He said softly.
Morgan rolled her eyes and stomped back on the bus. “Great Animal’s going to lose it, I’m sure Floyd already did. And here I am thinking the ride here was bad.” Morgan snapped flopping into her seat.
“I’m sorry guys,” Dr.Teeth said. Getting in the driver’s seat and starting the bus. Floyd sat down and faced the back to the bus instead of the front.
Morgan pulled out her book and started to write in it again. Floyd decided that if she didn’t show it to him he’d take the book from her. He slid out of his seat and behind her’s. “Floyd I swear get in your seat or I’ll throw you out the window.” Morgan said turning around and hitting him in the head with her book.
“Hey c’mon don’t kill me.” He said jumping across the isle.
“No wonder you and Teeth get along you are both idiots!” Morgan snapped. Floyd flinched and grimaced, “Well someone’s in a bad mood,” Floyd said.
Morgan got up and glared at him, “I have been on this stupid bus for too long putting up with you!” Morgan said. Floyd laughed and looked out the window.
“Well if you told me what you were writing then maybe I’d leave you alone.” Floyd said.
“No” Morgan replied.
“Fine then,” Floyd said. But Morgan didn’t miss the evil grin he shot her.
Morgan continued her writing looking over at Floyd every few minutes to make sure he wasn’t planning something that would result in them never getting home.
Like most of the ride there (Wherever there was) Zoot was asleep.
Animal was back to drumming the seat to tatters and Teeth was ignoring everyone.
An hour later the bus stopped again. “I think you should ask us before you stop because every time we’ve stopped so far we’ve been lost.” Floyd said standing up.
“Don’t worry man it’s just a small stop. We need gas and food most likely.” He said, Floyd nodded and sat back down.
Teeth returned a few minutes later with his arms full of chocolate bars and pop. “This is your idea of food?” Morgan asked.
“This was the safest food they had.” Teeth replied handing her a bunch of chocolate bars.
“Safest?” Morgan asked with an eyebrow raised.
Teeth shrugged, “Unless you like apples. Well I think they were apples.” He said, Morgan sighed and took the chocolate.
“Hey bus driver there’s a wasp back there.” Morgan said pointing to the back of the bus. Floyd laughed. “Hear that Teeth? Ya get her lost twice and suddenly you’re just the bus driver.” Floyd said.
Teeth sighed and walked to the back of the bus but the bus lurched forwards and tore down the road.
“What the-Animal!” Teeth cried. Animal was in the driver’s seat driving the bus down the road.
“DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!”Animal yelled.
Floyd stood up and stumbled to the front of the bus. He tried to take the wheel but Animal was strong and full of energy.
“The last time he did this how did we stop it?” Floyd asked.
“We were driving through a desert and the only thing to hit was a cactus!” Teeth shouted back. Animal’s head jerked up and his eyes widened. “CACTUS! CACTUS! CACTUS!” He screamed, Floyd was able pull Animal away from the window. “C’mon ya ‘know that ever since he hit that cactus saying cactus makes him freak out.” Floyd said,
“CACTUS! CACTUS! CACTUS!” Animal continued to yell crawling into his seat. Floyd jumped into the driver’s seat and was able to pull the bus over.
“Teeth maybe you should stay in your seat,” Floyd said standing up.
Teeth jumped into the driver’s seat, “Now we can go home.” He said starting the bus; Floyd sighed and wandered back to his seat. “Wasn’t Animal chained to his seat?” Morgan asked.
“Um...Hold on.’ Floyd got up and quickly hooked Animal into his seat. “He is now.” Floyd said falling back into his seat.
Morgan rolled her eyes and returned to her book.
The next morning Janice got ready and left Piggy and Kermit’s.
Lily was a lot calmer and stayed asleep longer. Janice got home and ran her upstairs before, having a quick shower and getting some breakfast. Floyd and Morgan walked through the door a few minutes later.
“Never again, Janice I’ll fill in for you on the show but not again I’m not going anywhere with him ever again.” Morgan sighed. Janice hugged her and laughed.
“How was your show?” She asked.
“We never did it, we got lost twice.” Floyd said.
Janice laughed and hugged him. “Why do you annoy everyone?” She asked. Floyd shrugged, “I was bored.” He said. Janice laughed and kissed his cheek.
Morgan rolled her eyes and walked off to her room.
Floyd leaned in and kissed her; Janice smiled and kissed him back. Lily started to cry. Janice pulled back and laughed, “I’m tired you go get her,” She yawned. Floyd sighed and ran upstairs Janice laughed again and lay on the couch. Floyd was gone for twenty minutes but when he came back Janice was asleep.
sorry it's so short I've been really busy lately I'll post more soon
Exhaustion
Kermit got home to find both Janice and Miss Piggy collapsed on the couch.
“Hi Piggy Hi Janice,” Kermit said.
“Hi Kermit,” Janice said
Piggy got up and kissed him, “Hi dear we are having a no sleep day.” She said, Kermit laughed “They’re asleep right now.” He said
“I wasn’t talking about the babies.” Piggy said
Kermit smiled and hugged her. “Maybe I should like head home,” Janice said,
“Feel free to stay Janice we could help eachother out no one’s getting any sleep anyways.” Piggy said.
“Are you sure?” Janice asked.
“Of course Janice,” Kermit said,
Janice smiled and was going to sit back down when Lily started to cry.
Janice got up and walked back over to the playpen and picked her up. “Apparently none of us are getting sleep.” Kermit said, Janice sighed and rocked Lily back and forth.
Kermit kissed Piggy again and headed to his office Piggy sat back down and watched Janice rock Lily to sleep.
“I’m going to be crazy by the time she’s five,” Janice said laying her down.
“I’ll be crazy by the time they’re two.” Piggy replied with a laugh.
“Teeth must I repeat that you are an Idiot?” Floyd said once he was off the bus and looking around.
“If you do I’ll leave you here.” Teeth replied.
“Where is here? Where are we?” Floyd said sharply spinning in a circle and gesturing to the area around him. They were somewhere in the mountains.
“Teeth you’re lost and we’re going home!” Floyd yelled getting on the bus.
Teeth sighed and nodded, “Okay I admit it we’re lost but I also don’t know where we are so it could take us longer than I thought to get home.” He said softly.
Morgan rolled her eyes and stomped back on the bus. “Great Animal’s going to lose it, I’m sure Floyd already did. And here I am thinking the ride here was bad.” Morgan snapped flopping into her seat.
“I’m sorry guys,” Dr.Teeth said. Getting in the driver’s seat and starting the bus. Floyd sat down and faced the back to the bus instead of the front.
Morgan pulled out her book and started to write in it again. Floyd decided that if she didn’t show it to him he’d take the book from her. He slid out of his seat and behind her’s. “Floyd I swear get in your seat or I’ll throw you out the window.” Morgan said turning around and hitting him in the head with her book.
“Hey c’mon don’t kill me.” He said jumping across the isle.
“No wonder you and Teeth get along you are both idiots!” Morgan snapped. Floyd flinched and grimaced, “Well someone’s in a bad mood,” Floyd said.
Morgan got up and glared at him, “I have been on this stupid bus for too long putting up with you!” Morgan said. Floyd laughed and looked out the window.
“Well if you told me what you were writing then maybe I’d leave you alone.” Floyd said.
“No” Morgan replied.
“Fine then,” Floyd said. But Morgan didn’t miss the evil grin he shot her.
Morgan continued her writing looking over at Floyd every few minutes to make sure he wasn’t planning something that would result in them never getting home.
Like most of the ride there (Wherever there was) Zoot was asleep.
Animal was back to drumming the seat to tatters and Teeth was ignoring everyone.
An hour later the bus stopped again. “I think you should ask us before you stop because every time we’ve stopped so far we’ve been lost.” Floyd said standing up.
“Don’t worry man it’s just a small stop. We need gas and food most likely.” He said, Floyd nodded and sat back down.
Teeth returned a few minutes later with his arms full of chocolate bars and pop. “This is your idea of food?” Morgan asked.
“This was the safest food they had.” Teeth replied handing her a bunch of chocolate bars.
“Safest?” Morgan asked with an eyebrow raised.
Teeth shrugged, “Unless you like apples. Well I think they were apples.” He said, Morgan sighed and took the chocolate.
“Hey bus driver there’s a wasp back there.” Morgan said pointing to the back of the bus. Floyd laughed. “Hear that Teeth? Ya get her lost twice and suddenly you’re just the bus driver.” Floyd said.
Teeth sighed and walked to the back of the bus but the bus lurched forwards and tore down the road.
“What the-Animal!” Teeth cried. Animal was in the driver’s seat driving the bus down the road.
“DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!”Animal yelled.
Floyd stood up and stumbled to the front of the bus. He tried to take the wheel but Animal was strong and full of energy.
“The last time he did this how did we stop it?” Floyd asked.
“We were driving through a desert and the only thing to hit was a cactus!” Teeth shouted back. Animal’s head jerked up and his eyes widened. “CACTUS! CACTUS! CACTUS!” He screamed, Floyd was able pull Animal away from the window. “C’mon ya ‘know that ever since he hit that cactus saying cactus makes him freak out.” Floyd said,
“CACTUS! CACTUS! CACTUS!” Animal continued to yell crawling into his seat. Floyd jumped into the driver’s seat and was able to pull the bus over.
“Teeth maybe you should stay in your seat,” Floyd said standing up.
Teeth jumped into the driver’s seat, “Now we can go home.” He said starting the bus; Floyd sighed and wandered back to his seat. “Wasn’t Animal chained to his seat?” Morgan asked.
“Um...Hold on.’ Floyd got up and quickly hooked Animal into his seat. “He is now.” Floyd said falling back into his seat.
Morgan rolled her eyes and returned to her book.
The next morning Janice got ready and left Piggy and Kermit’s.
Lily was a lot calmer and stayed asleep longer. Janice got home and ran her upstairs before, having a quick shower and getting some breakfast. Floyd and Morgan walked through the door a few minutes later.
“Never again, Janice I’ll fill in for you on the show but not again I’m not going anywhere with him ever again.” Morgan sighed. Janice hugged her and laughed.
“How was your show?” She asked.
“We never did it, we got lost twice.” Floyd said.
Janice laughed and hugged him. “Why do you annoy everyone?” She asked. Floyd shrugged, “I was bored.” He said. Janice laughed and kissed his cheek.
Morgan rolled her eyes and walked off to her room.
Floyd leaned in and kissed her; Janice smiled and kissed him back. Lily started to cry. Janice pulled back and laughed, “I’m tired you go get her,” She yawned. Floyd sighed and ran upstairs Janice laughed again and lay on the couch. Floyd was gone for twenty minutes but when he came back Janice was asleep.
sorry it's so short I've been really busy lately I'll post more soon