V segments
Does anyone remember these two animated sketches about the letter V?
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The first one had a low key guy walking through what was supposed to be a museum. He walks past a de Milo statue and says
Venus
He keeps walking and sees a man playing a...
Violin
Two measures of fiddle music at most is played. Somehow that morphs into a heart shape.
Valentine
The heart morphs into a
Vampire! (much louder creepier voice)
Doesn't exactly turn into a bat, but rather a
Vulture (deep voice)
Said bird flies away, towards a mountain, which promptly shakes then erupts
Volcano! (even deeper voice)
But instead of lava or volcanic ash, this particular geologic anomaly spews out
Vegetables? Vegetables. (casual voice. They repeated it, since this phenomenon was too peculiar for even a surreal animation. IMHO suspension of disbelief only goes so far.)
In any case, a single bean leaps out of the volcanic cornucopia and promptly sprouts into a
Vine.
[I don't remember what came next, and I likely forgot some of the other words, but it all ended up as]
Victory! (A "poof" sound, followed by cheers and cheery music. The visual had the letter beaming rays)
V
Animation two. This one was narrated by an older man.
"V. Vitamins. You forgot to take your vitamins."
The letter "swallows" a bunch of pills down its center. The V promptly starts flexing its muscles, as if given a shot of steroids. Upbeat music plays.
"Vitality"
The letter starts sailing to the right against a psychedelic background.
"Vim"
The letter then hops up, over, and down a small stairway, as if on an obstacle course.
"Vigor"
I forgot what came next, but I think it just ended with a plain "V", as in most letter sketches.